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He's the religion Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll martyr
We have a bet.  I say I'm an A cup, he says I'm a B.  What does reddit think? I also
We had to down our dog, Ron deGrasse Bale Sagan, the other day. He just wasn't getting
We're having so much [F]un taking and sharing these!  He loves that he's not the
He is in everything we do. Through our FILTH, it is He who will shine.
We asked British comedian Steven K Amos to write us a custom answer card when he
He found us fucking on the stairs, he threatened to tell on us if we didn't let him
He said he just wanted to see if I fucked his wife while he was gone... this made
He insisted we long pour gin to him from the second story balcony, at least he stripped
HE LAUGHS FOR HE KNOWS WE ALL MUST DIE
He wanted her to feel a big cock, and I wanted to suck his - we all got what we wanted
we don't get to see each other that o(f)ten so he took this one before he left
We adopted a dog today and it turns out he's been sent by God! He's pretty smug about
He is offering me over to you. He is hard to have you take me. We enjoy our openness
He's soooo.... He makes my ovaries want to implode but then they think..."hmmm
We included my friends' dog in our Cards Against Humanity game, choosing random cards
We went on one date and he was high on acid...then last night he called me at 1:30am.
He took off all my clothes when we got back to his hotel room and took this picture
We went again. My hubby used my water proof phone and snapped some pics. My dad was
We wish we had a girl to join us! But he came home and (f)ucked his naughty girl
We caught this pig last week and he was especially unruly. We are planning to castrate
We were told by a fellow redditor we should post here....was he right do you like
We don't play often but recently a nice gent responded to our raobj ad. He was so
We panicked a bit when we realized we forgot to get my brother a present for Christmas
WE TRIED WARNING YA, ASS MUNCH!!! GET THE DICK OUTTA YOUR EAR AND LISTEN OR WE GONNA
We let the room service guy walk in on this. He stayed until we finished.
He was watching a cute video of Daddy’s and babies on Facebook. I told him to give
He was watching a cute video of Daddy’s and babies on Facebook. I told him to give
He said I was a slut, even though I was loyal to him, so now we'll see how he (f)eels
WE LOST A BADASS MFER TODAY, BUT HE WILL CRANK ON IN OUR HEARTS! YOU TRULY DID GO
He wanted a surprise: we sent this while he was at the office this morning
We are all smiling because she's amazed at how big his cock is. For about 6 months
we suspect that overactivity ... he will spit everything he has ...(m39)
He could tell I'm gay. He cornered me when we were alone.
We took this a little too far after he said he didn't mind 17 year olds
He was trying to hide that he was looking at us while waiting for the light after
we had money problems. i saw a commercial and took my wife to photoshoot. i left
He tells me he loves the view. If only we had a girl to watch. (FM)
He knows that every time we find a slightly secluded beach this is the position he'll
He'd always been a stud, but with her, he became a cum-cannon in no time. She blushingly
"He's so much bigger than I'm used to!" "It's ok, sweetie, we can
We are heading into the Northbridge/CBD area if anyone is about. Have told him i
He likes me fresh and wet, Follow me I want to show you something I want you to watch
He struggled with HOCD and knew I was bi. He wanted to blow me on the dl and find
He always likes to take pictures of me during sex, before it or while we are doing
He always likes to take pictures of me during sex, before it or while we are doing
We will both enjoy your husbands cock and let him fuck us anyway he pleases ? you
He's been working on the lock for like three times already and as punishment, he's
We were on the subway when some shady guy tried to steal my gf’s purse. They both
He swore he wasn’t gay. He ‘just liked dick’. So, I made him kiss my ass before