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When I Say

When she says she loves nerdy guys... [pic]
When people say "tits or gtfo" she doesn't go anywhere
When she says it's impossible...
When I say (f)uck the world lets get ready to rock
when I say I can deep throat, I mean it. A video o(f) my oral skills was requested...I
When someone says the word "yoga" this is the image that pops up in my
When they say I'm being thick it's not an insult
When bae says he ate a pineapple today but you realize he's a damn liar
When he say he don't eat booty
When she says it's all yours
When Women Say They'll Be Single Forever
When you say you don't get Trixie's makeup but you look like a sunburnt unicorn
When youre saying goodbye to your kid forever and want to make it memorable
When I say my eyes are my [f]avorite thing about me, I really mean my boobs
When she says "this pussy is gonna change your whole life"
When She Says She's A Freak But She Can't Even Take A Facial...
When she says "How about you just fuck my ass tonight?" Why yes, I will.
when he says he plays overwatch...
When someone says "define perfect"
When someone says Mario Party 10 is the best Mario Party
when she says just the tip
When Trump says "American First."
When someone says Futurama is a bad show.
When he says:"You can't do anything to make me come shopping"
When she says "nm, bored".
When daddy says it's time [f]or arts and crafts
when she says she's having a friend over for dinner (f/m/f)
When she says 'I'm the one doing all the work around here'
When people say you're not a real muslim......
WHEN I SAY MOVE YOU BETTER FUCKEN HAUL ASS!!!!!!!!
When he says he brought protection NSFW
When they say too much has built up
When people say there's no spooky memes in raimimemes
When thugs say they were racially profiled but they were bragging on facebook live.
When She Says "Kiss My Ass" And Your Like "You Don't Have To Tell
When you say a joke about gender in public.
When she says she's going out shopping but she sends you a picture of what she bought
When she says 'No'
When I say “open up, you little slut” she fucking listens. I have a perfect,
When you say "crush me with your abs" and she actually takes you up on
When she says dont you dare pull out
When people say most powerlifters are fat, but you're strong and lean. (f)
When He says bend over and show Him His holes, i comply.
When I say this girl can eat pussy ? want to see what she does next? Add missyspremium
When he says "No, wait. Don't wipe it off."
when someone says they work at home
When They Say They Have Something To Show You In The Cellar...Don't Go....
When mom says "My son is a pain in the ass".This. Is what she really means.
When he says 'let me in'
When dad says you can't go out in that shirt young lady
When Mel says you can cum from dying
When I say (f)uck me, your answer better be yes, ma'am!
When he says he’s coming home early and finds me waiting like this...
When She Says Aim For Her Tits, But You Have Other Plans?
When they say that the shower isnt hot but you know it is steaming hot
When she says she like the outdoors.
When I SAY so!
When I say it, I mean it!
when people say, she's a busy women
When I say I’m going on break, this is what I’m doing? (f)

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