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Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and
(F)irst Post - My girlfriend told me that I had to share this pic with someone...
My girl(F)riend said if this photo can get 200 upvotes in an hour we get to do anal
Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and
This is my seventh time with the mechanic. Hubby thought I was gonna stop letting
Roomate walked into my room after shooting up and said "I think something was
Guy I'm talking to said these are "for his eyes only." Wonder if he will
There was a comment with 24 points that basically said they saw Asa Akira at UFC
GF liked the picture I sent when she was away for work and said I should post it
She said that you could shower with her then, with a smile, she turned and looked
TIL Bernie Sanders has been truthful in all of the questions asked during the debates.
He le(f)t me with a wet pussy but said that I could play
My girlfriend laughed and said "you sure you wanna show that little thing off?"
My girlfriend laughed and said are you sure you wanna show that little thing off?
A girl once said it was like getting stuffed with a water bottle, I wanted to see
X-Post from /r/creepypms - photographer that I've worked with once's ex contacted
[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another
We were just in talks with this Redditor. She said that she'll wait until i return
(M) how can you picture me watching you play with your pussy with your face on a
We are all smiling because she's amazed at how big his cock is. For about 6 months
I had fight with my wife when she told our black neighbour is sexy. i told her that
All that voted said they wanted a pic with both of us :) Night Night
It's my birthday today, would love some help celebrating. So far 3 people have said
(m) She said I live off woman ???? I've only had 2 relationship where we stayed together
(EX)Lesbian slut update: Woke up this morning with a headache, and a photo- message
4 months ago someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think about re-issuing this bottle now that I’m
Real mom posting here again. Moved houses with my son and you can say that things
The instructions that came with the slavegirl had said, "Apply wand and cock
Fun with u/Trd_94 while Hubs was on a work trip. Hubby said he hasn't heard me talk
LF Manga: big_tits, "In the letter you said that you liked me, and that you
LF Mono Source: big_tits, "In the letter you said that you liked me, and that
August 2020 in Rodrigues Alves (Caxias, Brazil), a young man was shot in his eyes
"Hey you said you wouldn't treat me any different after the swap! Looking at
90 pound petite white bitch sits with her titties out holding 2 big ass black african
Shout out to those people who said that a black guy with a monster girl is not interracial,
You and your GF were burnt out - too much work, too little money. You were shocked
The first time I had sex with my new Girlfriend, she was so disappointed with my
Your wife said she was going to play board games with her work friends. She didn't
As I left Dunkin Donuts with my box of donuts, a dad was in front of me with his
The bitch at the restaurant said the name of this shit was called "Caiman Cena!"
2 chainz once said " i bet you can't do that with a dick in ya" and i need
(f)or the guy who said he "see that super sexxxy ass covered with some panties,
Today I said goodbye to my uterus! Good riddance to all the endo, adeno, dysplasia,
Show me that thing you said you do with your tongue :P