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Wtf Me

Is it just me or is this guy giving creepy eye contact?
Errr...excuse me sir I believe your eyeball fell out.
It took me a second to see...
My Veterinarian of a sister sent me this
My girl just sent me this. Looks like a slug. Help
My friend just sent me this picture with the title "Meanwhile in Cincinnati..."
Please tell me it's body painting!
I don't know what disturbs me the most, is it the lack of hair and genitals or the
Friend just snapped this to me from the bathroom.
Oh, don't mind me. Just continue..
[NSFW] Can anyone explain this to me?
What amazes me is the seat it so clean [NSFW]
NSFW Had my gallbladder removed monday, asked the doc how many stones were there,
Please tell me it's not....
Cinnamon rolls are now ruined for me
My girlfriend texted me this
One time I had a stomach virus that caused me to puke every time I shat
Bullet to the head? Get me the pliers
Random chick at bar bit me nsfw
I pulled this out of me today... [NSFW]
Gotta fuck me all!
I have nipples can you milk me?
Oh my Balloon Hump has me in tears
Killed these snakes help me identify
Whom ever made this has made me very, very, very uncomfortable (nsfw?)
Don't drink and dare!...my friend took this photo of me outside, for free drinks
Hey reddit! Remember these guys? My friend that makes them sent me this picture.
Allow me to present you... The Standing Turd
My wife is a food advertising art director (sets up the way food looks for commercials)
A dead frog and it's young [NSFL, for me at least]
Mini Me- (NSFW)
Just Dropped a Knife on my Foot, Wish me Luck
Give me the strength to do what needs to be done... (don't click at work)
Looks like a blue raspberry jolly rancher to me
[NSFW?] Me in the bathroom for the past two weeks
Friend sent me this when he was at McDonald's earlier. NSFW
Oh Internet, you never seize to amaze me
My dog gets more pussy than me!
Just spraying for bugs, don't mind me
This came out of me when I was 12 days postpartum. It was sort of like congealed
This fell out of me 12 days after having a baby. NSFW
[OC] Went by Wendy's last night with my girlfriend and got a chicken sandwich, and
I went to see which space I was parked in. You've got to be kidding me.
Thanks for saving me, you fucking asshooooooooooooooooole
Let me show you how it’s done.
[NSFL] A picture of my friend's hand he just sent me.
Went to the doc today for what I thought was a urinary tract infection. After I got
Being a chef did not work out so well for me
Dryer seized up on me.
This might a re-post but I don't care. This pix reminds me everyone needs some love.
My cat brought me a Christmas present
Woke up to not one, but TWO dead birds on my second floor balcony. Confused if someone
Wife sent me this gem (NSFW)
So a friend of mine sent me this
My cat gave me a gift today
My cat knew I was feeling down from the social isolation, so he brought me this!
Had a cyst in my mouth that really bothered me. I tied floss around it a few days
Cat had an large abscess lanced on 6/17, vet told me back then they left the holes
Excuse me, I'd like to come in now
I don't know how; but, they found me