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According to my gf I always make this face. (NSFW)
According to TwoX, it see[m]s ladies enjoy tight fitting boxer-briefs...
According to that well known racist Google, this is how long 'fag' has been used
According to 4chan, this is how I'm going to die
According to Porn
According to this map we might get laid...
According to this page I stumbled upon "what it's like to be a freshly discovered
According to quantum physics there is a universe somewhere were she is your girlfriend.
According to a (f)ellow redditor I look pregnant. What do you guys think?
According to WWE Facebook page, (SPOILERS) will return this Tuesday at the live Smackdown
According to [m]y dick, it's about 10 o'clock (PMs and comments welcome)
According to Facepunch I lost it all on the slots, and got addicted to heroin.
According to 4chan this picture should be tagged as yaoi
According to my PMs, my lips seem to be more impressive than my dick
According to the study done in California a few years ago I have the “ideal penis
According to BMI I (27M) am overweight. I think I'm just broad-shouldered. Opinions?
According to 4chan, this is how you find out how much of a gaycel you are
According to my panties I’m an angel 18(f)
According to my office cock, I will not be getting much done today. (43)
According to my scientific experiment, penis floats on water. [33]
According to his owner, "He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so
According to a 2018 study of LGBTQ youth by the Human Rights Campaign, gender nonconforming
According to Google Translate, the brand name of (M)y underwear means "equipment"
According to the caption, her dad took this picture
According some some....my 2nd best asset! I would agree...??
According to relativity, space-time itself is curved ...
According to general relativity, space-time is curved. Does that mean my cock is
According to the Starch Cube Guildlines:
According to twitter I look like a man? ?
According to GayDemon, backwards hat = ready to suck
According to psychology, your focus would be more on what's written on the page rather
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels
According to my calendar today is MOANday. Will you give me a reason to moan?

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