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former 28k owners know this. [fixed]
Reddit, you've failed me...
Came across this in /r/AdviceAnimals
President Obama after seeing Amazon's announcement
Everyday on the news (REPOST FROM r/adviceanimals) [auto-x-post - OP was iamkubrick]
In a new city where I don't know anyone, this is my Friday night
Repost from adviceanimals; I thought you guys might actually get the joke.
Posted this to /r/DenverBroncos [x-post /r/adviceanimals]
People I know in real life found my reddit username...
When I click on a NSFW link thinking it contains nudity.
To the guy who called me a "retard" for using the wrong meme
As an American with insomnia.
Bad Luck Brian on buying gifts early [x-post r/adviceanimals, regrettably]
Good Guy VLC Player
The real Scumbag Stacy doesn't even care...
Even though old memes are trending I don't expect this to do well in adviceanimals
Generation X Grandma.
After hearing that nobody wants to host the Olympics because it's too expensive
I will never live this down.
Well I got drunk as shit last night and apparently this seemed like a good idea
I'm not a religious person.
Whenever I click on a NSFW link and expect some boobs
Stick it to the man, where it hurts the most...
When I end up scrolling through r/all and only opening the nsfw links
Already tired of all the leaked nudes posts? Well here is one that didn't make the
He was so proud of himself. [NSFW]
I was driving with my boss to go pitch a sale when I answered my girlfriend's call...
This guy needs your help!! Ha ha Ha (X-Post from AdviceAnimals)
If she only knew....
My gf thanked me for giving the cat a bath.
The comments section of every NSFW porn post ever.
Feminism in a new light... (x-post from /r/adviceanimals)
I work in HR... After some small talk, I knew exactly who she was talking about.
Your friend's sister?
Eh, still got the job done. Nsfw
The smell of something burning was coming from outside. My shy girlfriend thought
Just sayin
My Scumbag Southern Baptist Parents
Someone actually said this at work today.
it's been 3 months "Don't worry, I'll send it out tomorrow"
Heard on /r/Showerthoughts, brilliant!
Best way to wake up
Didn't have the heart to tell him, It makes for a very easy blow job though!
I hear it's a great position for shower sex.
The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm
Joys of dating a Med Student [NSFW]
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Challenged a guy to a worst chat up line contest, quickly realised I was out of my
Bad Luck Geoff Britten
I wish I was kidding.
All this sexual advice, I just don't think the Mallard is qualified to handle it.
Definitely my boyfriend's boldest move ever (possibly NSFW)
A NSFW text post? Really?
Sex with SO after arguing for 3 days.
Encountered this one last night
I've had the dream where I pee in my sleep (and fear the results) many times, but
All is right in the universe
Me (Dad) at the pool today surrounded only by moms, this went down well
With all this "boys in blue" crap today...
I've been looking into stoicism, and found that this resonated with me [xpost from

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