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He's A God

Wi(f)e sends me this at work. What's that in the lower left corner? Proof that there

There is a God, and he loves ass

I{f} god had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter...

I REJECT THE CARLTON HE IS NOT FAGGOT HE IS
NEEGAR ANTIDICK. THIS MAN IS GOD

My god he's right...

What does he do with a feather? Oh god no!

Oh god, he got it in my nose. [f]

And this is why Thor would beat Superman, he's ruthless. (Thor: God of Thunder 10)

Oh god, he's coming back...

if god didn't want us to enjoy ______ he wouldn't have given us _____ .... at least

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Obama bows to other countries and then sticks his chest out at

We adopted a dog today and it turns out he's been sent by God! He's pretty smug about

Oh my god. He's too cute. I can't breathe [Zeta-Haru]

Even God thought the Devil was beautiful until he (f)ell from Heaven.

So many other things I'd rather be doing than getting ready for work... ;) God, I

His previous post today was "It's not about how much you love God, it's about

The Gods must think he's crazy.

Oh my god. He doesn't even get to.

If God could read my mind he would create her

There Is A God....and he loves Tits

The shuttle driver just thought we were crazy kids on Spring Break. He must have

Superman god is a bit of a dick (but he loves his pie) [spoilers] (Darkseid War -

"i[f] god wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?"

'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it

If God exists, he is a dick. This is how I imagine him when he surveys his "fine

Dear God... My boss "managed" the new internet cables himself he proudly

Having him inside of me is a good way to unwind a(F)ter work, God he makes me soo

Stephen Colbert, like all far leftists, projects. He referred to our God Emperor

commissioned my friend for a sketch page of my deer dog and DEER GOD HE IS THICC

"Oh god, he finished inside... I think I'm gonna..."

Slave get on your knees now and give your god what he wants

The Baranaga 4 slavegirl was totally enthralled by her owner, for he was a Bush Master

Clapton actually might be God since he kills kids.

oh god he's so big

[F] Hubby left for work early and his friend was still here from the night before.

Dear god, he made it into a gif (Shenyan)

Oh my god, is that squirrel rabid? No, he's just fucking fat, stuffing his greedy

I remember looking at this pic on Arena magazine back in 2005 and was like, "Yeap,

If there was a God, he would have destroyed us long ago

(M) An author never just writes a book he titles it 1rst. To whom or what ever he

Went hiking for 60 kilometres with the wrong socks and with a he-man mindset completely

"Oh my God! He actually DID put that there!"

(F) It's good though im ok. Just know i kept it a 100% when I didn't have too. Even

Thank God he didn't listen

(m)e personally Aj A snake, liar, said me and my Aunte jumped him when he had his

I laughed so much when I seen this, our orange God Emporer needs to get his orange

We are God’s children and he left us all in a hot car to die

Wish I had something better than my fingers to use...god he gets me so wet (mf)

If God wanted us to be naked, why did He invent lingerie? [wholesome]

Good god he doesnt deserve it

Oh My God Honey, He's so much bigger than you. (Infos in Comments)

Kinktober Day 12 - Pet Play ~~ God do I love it when he whines

Warning: This story will make you cry! Down and out Demi-god Ornnasty was turned

The day she was born,God decided to create a Masterpiece,and he over-delivered.

Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy

Oh god he made Xr porn W H Y Inkling_Ghaul

"Thank God you're here! My sugar daddy handcuffed me but he had a heart attack

I thank God he made her holey. Happy Easter!

All Master had done was gag her and put a tailhook on her and she was already horny

I tried to climb a giant sea rock and the sea didn’t like that and tried to swallow

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