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I'm Not Dying

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
A homeless man fell into an elevator shaft in Detroit during the fall of 2009.  It
This post died inexplicably last night.  (F)ear not, the necromancer hath arrived.
Things not to do when your infant dies [NSFW]
{F}irst post here (be gentle). I've been told my back/ass combo is to die for. So
Welp, I called out work and im sick as a dog. Might be MIA (F)or a bit, will talk
Policemen who did this to an unarmed homeless man (caught on video.. in pain he was
an ass to die for... but not before you fuck it
Heh, not if you die first!
And no [m]atter how hard we try we are not afraid to die.
When I'm not at work dying or looking like I'm 40, I clean up nicely I guess?
[WARNING NSFL!!] STAR WARS SPOILERS INSIDE!! DO NOT OPEN! NSFW NSFL! OPEN AND DIE!
#NSFW OP knows who gang raped you! Police don't believe you and OP's not going to
There will be a day dank memes die out...today is not that day.
Sharron does not play. That. Sashay away and fukkin die
DEPENDING ON LOCATION ..We can start to Fapassassinate Hilary? Whether Donald dies
This may or may not be a desired way to die....
In case you were wondering i[f] I died or something...I did not.
[Minor F/HA Spoilers] Shinji died! You're not human!
"If you love a [F]lower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies
Today's Shintarou's birthday... I drew my favourite characters for his day. Sry,
Never shared my penis before and I'm not as big as my name suggests, but I'm bedridden
[VNDS5183] Until I Die ... I Can Not Tell My Husband ... Muchi Ass Mother-in-law
I'm dying to show you more, so check out my early access OneDrive for only $30! Not
I officially do not have anyone to send nudes to and I'm dying over here ? help a
Even if im going to die, im not gonna use it.
??????[19[F] 93lbs 4'11"] I may not have massive curves or a hip to waist ratio
Every virgin dies, not every virgin truly lives.
I will not lie, everything about her is perfect. Tits to die for.
A Twofer - Not Sure If [M]y Second One Died A Hero Or Fool But I've Always Wanted
$5 wine should not have a corkscrew. If I'm paying $5 for a bottle of wine I obviously
Strangleweed. This parasitic alien fuck wraps itself around its victim, burrows into
2 years ago, homeless, broke, and crippled, I made a post on /r/headphones detailing
Is this not a look to die for?
I hired a swap trainer regularly, working out in my body was horrible, so swapping
This beautiful Changeling I got from HPE is to die for. The listing did not show
(Spoiler for Invincible S1xE01) I feel bad for this guy, whether he died like this
I was happy when my father died. Not only because we inherited his wealth, but because
Saheefa Jabbar Khattak. Tits that can start wars. She has the perfect combination