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I Got A Man

Just got this little ditty in my inbox. Got to love over exaggerating Texan alarmists.

Got an old carving knife and had a little fun with the melting snow man on new years

Every man's got a dick, not every [m]an's got an an ass!

Got what it takes to [b]e my man?

What man doesn't want to get a pix while he's at work of a dildo up his wi[f]e's

Tits man? Ass man? Doesn't matter, we got both

I asked a wise man for a post to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate

Got a new mini bar, we thought it was only fitting that this be the decoration on

"you got your ways to make a man, honey you got to understand, I'm your man,

Got bored at work so I made this from scratch, on the way for its 1st test run! (NSFW

A man got to do, what a man got to do

Shorty got that good good man I gotta have it, ass so {f}at man, I just wanna grab

{X-Post} Shorty got that good good man I gotta have it, ass so {f}at man I just wanna

This feminist got an important office at an engineering company thanks to the quota

Got 17 testosterone pellets injected! I am feeling manly again!

So even when a woman chooses an inferior man for a partner as a way of rebelling

So if Valerie Solanas said: "To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's

"I'm an independent woman, I don't need no man. I got my own money, my own car..."

I've always wanted to meet Bernie Sanders. I finally got the opportunity, such a

♪ Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt She's got a kiss on her lips

Finally got a fresh cut and beard trim after 6 months. Got tired of people thinking

[OC] You don't need the weather man to tell you the weather if you've got these!

Are you a leg (wo)man or a breast (wo)man? Got ya covered.

I got creampied twice by my man's friend and it was awesome! Link to full 14 min

Spaceflight, dude‽ It ain’t no rocket salad, man. Just got to have your brains

Got a nice load [f]rom my man today

A man got terminal cancer and his wife had to go back to work to pay for it. She

Just (f)uckin with my man. He got the rest after I got home.

Sooo, I just got hit on by a pervy 90yo man in an Irish pub trying to legit lure

My elderly neighbor and I swapped so he could do yardwork, but he got struck by lightning!

(m) Man man man????Lp got alot going on M.c too Damn they all sexy

Playing the Florida Man premade adventure, and the AI got confused and called his

[50/50] The remains of a man who got attacked and killed by a dog with rabies (NSFW)

Just happen today. 29years old man got beaten to death by police in my country (Mauritius).

My man got that bubble

When your wife got a part time job as a TA at the college, you were happy for her.

got that pussy make a grown man crazy

When your wife got a part time job as a TA at the college, you were happy for her.

Banky, the most positive man around recently got a DWI! Is this man capable of failing

This man finally got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut and got some bitches on

FTMtrans man x cis man hes got a bit of crystal dick tonight so I wasnt expecting

Got the Black man deceived s'na,p=racescale

Got the Black man deceived s'na-p-bavetumb!

Man, Elizabeth's got it all going on

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