zNSFW

I Feel This Man

Forget kidney stones, forget kicks to the testicles. This is the worst pain a man
As a man this how it feels every morning immediately after I wake up.
Something about this just gets me hard and makes me feel like a man
With all these posts of miniature man tools I feel like this is only appropriate
(M)y S/O made me sleep in the guest room after an argument that she started, and
Is it weird that I feel more a man in this? :P