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{m}an ass....i snickered cause i said it out loud when i typed it and it sounded

I've said it before but this time I mean it: Perfection.

So hubby convinced me to post a (f)ull topless - but I said it had to be one of hi(m)

let's get shit faced, they said, it'll be fun they said

War against Islam they said. It needs to be done they said. [NSFL]

The person who sold it to me said it was rare. Paid $50 for it. Worth it?

Someone said it didn't look like I could [F]it a cock in my ass...this is what it

My dealer called it Jack herer or whatever and he said it won cannibus cup 3 times.

I've said it before but I'll say it again, doggy style is my [f]avourite position.

Girl[F]riend sent me a picture of her pleasuring herself. Said it would be a shame

Get a dog they said. It'll be cute they said. (NSFW)

I cant believe we didn't see it coming... it said it right here! [Bleach 540 spoilers]

Come to our party, they said. It won't be a sausage fest, they said. [NSFW]

Be a bird they said, it'll be fun they said.

I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it

My dealer gave this to me. What is it and how the hell do I use it? He said it was

Have a kid they said, it'll be such a blessing they said. (Nsfw poop)

They said it would (F)it my boobs, they were wrong :(

Go wakeboard, they said ! It will be fun, they said !

Give Facebook another chance, they said. It's not that bad, they said...

"Hey, it worked! Just like you said it would!"

"Have a baby," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "No,

My mom just died of cervical cancer. She left something deeply touching to remember

Go diving for lobster they said, it'll be fun they said, fuck you moray.

Was quoted at up to $400 for the modeling/printing/shipment of a custom Jewelry piece.

My hubby said it was okay i[f]i posted this here too ? is it worthy?

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average

I've said it once and I'll say it again: my bathtub is my happy place

[NSFW] Go to chatroulette they said, it will be fun they said

You said it won't [f]it, but half of it is buried already. I challenge your cocks

Wi(f)e didn't like this picture, she said it made her look fat. I told her a it's

I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked

Teasing a video I made for my husband's birthday. He's enjoyed it multiple times

This is an animated gif of Putin grabbing Trump by the pussy. It is NSFW because

Let's visit a museum they said. It will be fun they said

Posted on my FB timeline. Mysterious animal hit on a road in Alabama. The person

My wife took this picture and claimed that it was a POV picture. She said "It's

"Go to the spawn island" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing"

6’4 - hate my body shape, don’t like my penis, especially when soft ppl said

(M) like I said it's never no hard feelings I thought it was spam @ 1rst until you

If you want it, take it I should have said it before

Someone said it's 'M' pose, but I hope you like it ;) [oc]

Feelin it’s cute when it remains soft folded by foreskin but someone message me

Posted this on r/ braless but thought it fit here too. The wife said it was too cold

This comic said it was "NSFW", but it wasn't NSFW enough, so I corrupted

The way she said it, it was a challenge. [attitude] [implied] [bratty]

What do you think of girls playing with themselves? I got caught doing it and he

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit

Anyone know her name? I have a video of her that I got from wallpaper engine on steam,

I thought it was ugly until I showed it to some friends recently & they said

Daddy (F)inally collard me ? He said it was okay to share it ?

Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs look sexyW they said. [oc]

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit

The ‘straight’ boy said it hurt too much, so I pulled out and told him he had

I bought this weird sword from an antique store, the owner said it could "Solve

They Said They Were Too Different. They Said It Wouldn't Last

Come on you said you said it again s.nap<racescale?

I never said I never said it s?nap=lortsroot!

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