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Kidding But G O D

I'm 18year old babysitter and bored. But would you let me take care o(f) your kids?
Super rich kids with nothin but [f]ake friends
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid" [F]
My tits are nothing special but a(f)ter two kids I think I've still got it going
I've never been the 'hot' girl; when I was a kid I was made fun of for collecting
Kids, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but... well, I've invested your college
I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it
[50/50] Kid catches a fish with his own bare hands, but in a moment of shock, the
"All of our kids do bad, but at least they try to hide it from people. Your
The walls at my work are decorated mostly by the drawings of a kid with autism. Usually
So feminists are saying they don't like porn anymore. But, but... didn't wymyn enjoy
Kids do change body, but that smile will always make her a milf.
A (f)riend of mine told me she thinks having 2 kids wrecked my body, which i agree
I'm white, but my kids won't be...
When a kid falls in your enclosure but you've been watching the news
But what if the kid wasn't white?
You're at the beach w/your kid. Ya kid start getting in some aquatic distress but
Kids a tard, but his buddy has a great arm
I said I was kidding, but I'm not sure he believed me.
37F, 2 kids. Pretty happy with my body, but there's always room for improvement.
My hair is a mess and kids are exhausting, but at the end of the the day (or beginning),
It's Tuesday so of course my tits are out! (Who am I kidding they are out every day
But yet, they don't do that when their kids are shooting each other on the street.
I understand loving your kids but this is just too much
"Hi kids. I'm Kid Klown. And you know what? It looks like that mean old magician,
(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work
(M) Bro on my kids I'm not lieing they knew shit about me that was weird as hell..on
(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC
(M).New here no size isn't everything. But on a more serious note I hate grape jelly
42/5'10"/165lbs Mom trying to feel sexy but challenging after kids
[OC] I tied the rope super cozy & snug around my ankles...but the lights
Those with kids: are you open with them about sex stuff? Personally I don't see a
(M)29. Finna be 30 @ my age I can careless what anybody think about me. One thing
(M) been through alot with yall but you ask her never talked like dat might had said
Mature dad (widower) of grownup kids wants to find lover/love/sex again, but not
F26/5'3"/101lbs Sadly my last post was removed, but I saw that I can also post
Considering the idea of professionally shooting straight porn but I'm very uncertain
After having kids my [37F] wife is conscious about her body, but I think she’s
Mother, whose child contracted measles from children of anti-vaxx parents, decided
(M) Not even tooting my own horn my inbox bussing right now....Whites and blacks
Kids are in the house, but someone made me very horny... ? (43)
But couldn't keep the kid dick out of his mouth
(m) Update these before and after. Sometimes I amaze me. I forgive the 2 but Simplexity
[selling] These victoria secret babies I've had for 2 years, but am ready to part
Stinking Springs, NM. December 24th 1880. A deputy aims a Colt revolver @ an outlaw's
But you 5'8 with a kid tho
I'm feeling blue ? Just kidding, I'm actually feeling hungry, but there's no hair
Kids and hubby as asleep but momma wants to play
I 've had to buy kid's shoes my whole life but at least I get appreciation on here
Things have been extremely weird since the great shift. I was unaffected, but a 13
I'm confused: she wants to destroy the patriarchy but has a profile on the dating
Your wife was supposed to take the kids to school but when the neighbour said he
So exhausted but I'm not allowed to stop until all of my masculinity slips away.
When he discovered The App on his phone, this kid came to me to turn me into his
5 years after escaping Queesha felt empty. She'd gotten married, had kids, and even
I want to show my pussy but I'm shy... Naaah just kidding!
But daddy I sworn want to have kids
But daddy I don’t want to have kids
My brother likes to wrestle like when we were kids, but it's a little different now
I was the emo goth kid in class. i wanted to try some magic for the kids to finally