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Mrw

MRW my wife divorces me, but gives me the house and everything in it.
MRW I finally get home from work [NSFW]
MRW I open a non tagged nsfw link at work
MRW an unstable ex texts me 'Hey' and I actually respond
MRW someone posts 'risky click' in a NSFW comment thread but it's pretty obvious
MRW I open a NSFW link expecting boobs and get gore.
MRW when my SO asks me to do a strip tease
MRW I turn over the first page of my exam paper
MRW a friend tells me they haven't seen Rick and Morty yet [NSFW text]
MRW my roommate asks what I had for dinner last night
MRW my friend is looking for a beer pong partner [GOT TV spoiler]
MRW as a busty girl, someone tells me, "Anything more than a handful is a waste."
MRW someone says "you should tag that NSFW for language"
MRW some pig tells me I need to wear a bra.
MRW I see my boyfriend in a full dress suit for the first time ever in our 1 1/2
MRW I click on a link labeled NSFW while at work
MRW Circlejerk is now Arthur themed.
MRW my friend invites me to a party full of hot athletes.
MRW someone says it's time to inspect bikinis
MRW it's time to pay my hoes
MRW my wife and I finally have sex after she’s been shutting me down for weeks.
MRW I wear a low cut shirt to the bar and my husband starts getting drunk and handsy
MRW my BF wants to open the relationship and sleep with other girls because my “vagina
MRW someone gives me shit for cross-posting my own content
MRW unexpected rim job
MRW i think of you stroking yourself (f)or me
MRW I accidentally spoiled last night's show to a coworker at the bar.
MRW I watch a porn video and the guy is actually really hot
MRW I finally get my period after not having one last month! Celebrate with me TrollX!
MRW so many NSFW links sound soooo good, but I'm in the front row of a lecture hall
MRW when she wants me to wash her in the shower
MRW when I see a photo of Sasha Grey's ass
MRW my uterus has been kind enough to save heavy flow day until the weekend and I
MRW I arrive at the Belgian airport and I'm not sure which gate to go to...
MRW I forget what it looks like
MRW Bob fan art is no longer an advanced spoiler.
MRW I'm at the orgy and my cellphone goes off but I can't find it. [NSFW]
MRW it's time to get my freak on
MRW I see Sylvanas' new title
MRW a guy I don't know in my fantasy football league complains, "When the league's
MRW someone tries to grab my pussy
MRW I hear that a transgender boy wins a woman's wrestling championship.
MRW I'm adam sandler looking to get a prison football team together
MRW Girls "require" certain traits from men to date them. "Must be
MRW I look down after seeing Ahsoka memes
mrw the NRA sends their goons to make me renew
mrw she wants me to read her mind (nsfw)
MRW I hear a terrorist attack killed over 100 people, but then I realize they're
MRW someone makes the ridiculous claim that large or protruding labia are a result
MRW my friends ask why I don't wear revealing clothes.
Mrw people posting to this sub.
mrw when I see what's under your pants! ?

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