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The Fuckening

DOLOMITI - FUCKEN HOME
So dont think for a second that you can come here an fucken troll us!!!
NOBODY FUCKEN CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUNDAY DRIVERS, I PICK YOU... TO FUCK OFF AND GARGLE SOME FUCKEN PISSGLASS!!!
I AINT YOUR SERVANT MFKER! IM A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS BUT ONLY SOMETIMES BCUZ
\m/ IM SICK OF FUCKEN POSERS!!!!! \m/
LIFE'S TO FUCKEN FAST TO GO BY YOUR GRANNY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prepare early." PFFF, FUCK YOU!!!!!! I BEEN MAKEING GOOD GRADES MY WHOLE
DAMN FUCKEN STRAIT MFER
[SWEAR WARNING] I FUCKEN HATE FLYS THAT LAND ON MY FACE LIKE THIS!!! LIKE WTF!!!!
NEXT TIME IT HAPPENS IM GONNA WIPE IT OFF WITH A NAPKIN THEN SHOVE THAT NAPKIN RIGHT
DON'T YOU FUCKEN FORGET IT!!!!!!!
FOR REAL THO IT'S FUCKEN DISGUISTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO SICK AND FUCKEN TIRED OF YOUR SHIT MFER!!!! LITERALLY!!!
VACATION!!!! THA DIRTY NATION NEVER TAKES A FUCKEN BREAK!!!!
AND YOU'LL TAKE IT WITH A FUCKEN SMILE SLAPNUTZ!!!!
UNLESS YOU GOT A RED BASEBALL CAP ON BACKWARDS DONT EVEN FUCKEN BOTHER!!!
IT'S ALWAYS ON ZERO FUCKEN PERCENT!!!
YOU KNOW THAT VOICEMAIL ICON DRIVES ME IN-FUCKEN-SANE!!! TEXT ME NEXT TIME!!
WHOMST? THAT'S A FUCKEN WORD BRO!!!!!
MFING BOT STEALIN OUR FUCKEN MEMES!
I CAN SMELL A BUD LIGHT FROM A MILE A-FUCKEN-WAY
IT'S FUCKEN LEGAL NOW!!! GET OFF MY ASS!!!!
I TYPED THIS ALL IN ONE DAMN BREATHE!!! SO PREPARE FOR TOMORROWS BECAUSE I GOT A
KEEPING IT 100 MFER MAKE THAT BREAD I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M FUCKEN DEAD JUST KIDDING
IF YOU FUCK WITH ME I GOT TWO FUCKEN WORDS FOR YA???????????
IF YOU LIE, I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKEN CRY!!!
Y'ALL MFERS NEED TO STOP BEATING ON BADASS SKELETON HORSES AND STOP BEING SO FUCKEN
EXPOSURE IS WHAT PEOPLE DIE FROM YOU PROLAPSED FUCKEN ASS*HOLE
LOYALTY!!! YA HAVE IT OR YA FUCKEN DONT!!
HAPPY FUCKEN 2ND BIRTHDAY AROO
I LIKE TO RHYME,,, SO FUCKEN WHAT!!
HELL HALF NO FURRY LIKE STROKEN MY FUCKEN BONEZ
WE'RE GOIN TO FUCKEN WAR MFERS
HEY YOU BADASS MFERS HOW DO YOU LIKE MY FIRST FUCKEN MEME!!!!
THIS TOOK ME 15 FUCKEN MINUTES HOW DO YOU MFERS DO THIS
IM IN THAT FUCKEN MOOD SOMETIME'S OK?!@
GUESS WHAT FUCKEN DAY IT IS MFERS!
MONOPOLY FUCKEN CHUGS!!!!
SERIOUSLY ARE YOURE FUCKEN EARS FILLED WITH HEINEKINS
BOMBASS FUCKEN MEMES MY BROTHERS!!!!!!
DON'T BE FUCKEN AFRAID TO EXPRESS WHO YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S FUCKEN RIGHT MFER SO WATCH YOUR DAMD STEP!!!!!
THE BIG FUCKEN CHOP, BOIS! ✂️