zNSFW

When Someone

When someone doesn't flag as NSFW and I'm at Work
When someone spells out the word I'm supposed to guess in Draw Something, I counter
When someone is opening a present slowly... (NSFW)
When someone reposts
When someone's wrist makes it look like you're giving head (NSFW)
when someone doesnt label a NSFW while im at work (SFW)
When someone asks me how much I've had to drink
When someone tells me the dop shmok is illegal
When someone posts something on Facebook I saw on Reddit two days ago and it gets
When someone asks you what you are holding in public.
When someone rips you off, waits two weeks, and apologizes with a bag of mostly cut...
When someone says they hate Steven Universe and proceeds to rattle on about MLP
when someone calls you dark skin but you're not ¿?
When someone tells you youre on the clubs website and this is it :? (F)
When someone tells you a balisong isn't a good EDC
When someone asks me why I'm nude
When someone calls you a genderfluid demiqueer otherkin
When someone is inferior, they need to beg for acceptance. This is why women only
When someone says they changed their profile picture to stop terrorism
when someone tells you how it be but you know it isn't
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or athletic I told them I consider
When someone says "you should stop giving Bumpkins"
When someone takes your wallet (NSFW/Language)
When someone questions your sanity after finding your necrophilia porn
When someone is boring, this how I liven up the conversation
When someone tickles your neck.
When someone reports about the lack of NSFW tags on my car crash gif sub.
when someone takes out a splinter from your foot
When someone posts an NSFW on Imgur in October
when someone asks me to demonstrate how I beat my meat
When someone wearing Aventus walks past and your panties drop
When someone asks if you should go to the dungeon and you say "Sure, let's go
When someone asks who nuts to that photo on your computer
When someone tells me to sit like a lady
When someone nicely photobombs your picture
When someone just eats one of your fries ?
When someone asks how thick you are
When Someone's In The Shower But You Need To Get Ready
when someone asks to see ur phone and u have to be like "yh one sec" so
When someone opens the New Year's champagne bottle a little too close to your face
When someone who has no ass pulls down their pants to taunt you: "That's no
When someone says you aren't the king of the battlefield anymore
When Someone Complains About the Meme Crusades on r/worldpolitics
When someone asks what I did during quarantine
When someone hits you up for fatchat and they clearly have never interacted with
When someone begs Me to finger Myself, THIS is how it's done. Oh so orgasmic, and
When someone says they hate anime
when someone sees my thick softie and comments on my "boner" I've always
When someone tells me to sit "straight"
When someone says go fuck yourself.... (;
When someone says spread em this is what I do :D