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When Someone

When someone says, "I did ur mom! LOL!". This is what they are talking
when someone texts you saying they see you.
When someone doesn't flag as NSFW and I'm at Work
When someone reposts
When someone's wrist makes it look like you're giving head (NSFW)
when someone doesnt label a NSFW while im at work (SFW)
When someone tells me the dop shmok is illegal
When someone on reddit finally finds the source to an nsfw gif
when someone says something nice in r/imgoingtohellforthis comments section.
When someone surprises me while i'm on a NSFW link [OC]
When someone asks you what you are holding in public.
When someone complains about the rules in a NSFW subreddit.
When someone says they hate Steven Universe and proceeds to rattle on about MLP
when someone calls you dark skin but you're not ¿?
When someone tells you youre on the clubs website and this is it :? (F)
When Someone Tries To C*ck Block Me
When someone posts a gif with awesome caption animations
When someone says they don't know about /r/kwaney
When someone says they changed their profile picture to stop terrorism
When someone drops a penny
When someone doesn't want to give you a high five
When someone says their memes are spicier than yours
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or atlethic I told them "Nah,
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or athletic I told them I consider
When someone takes your wallet (NSFW/Language)
When someone questions your sanity after finding your necrophilia porn
When someone asks for a dick pick ;)
When someone takes "Bang Bang" by Jessie J feat. Ariana Grande too seriously
when someone takes out a splinter from your foot
When someone posts an NSFW on Imgur in October
When someone asks me if I like Chocolate
When someone says North Korea is not Best Korea
When someone breaks your heart all you can do is get drunk and cum your feelings
When someone says fuck on your christian minecraft server.
When someone wearing Aventus walks past and your panties drop
When someone criticises your GIF but everything is technically within the rules.
When someone asks if you should go to the dungeon and you say "Sure, let's go
When someone is being raped but its not classified as sexual assault.
When someone asks who nuts to that photo on your computer
When someone tells me to sit like a lady
When someone turns down a blumpkin for a urinal rim job
When someone downvotes your comment so you go in their post history and downvote
When someone nicely photobombs your picture
When someone just eats one of your fries ?
when someone says you can't say the N word
When someone asks for the sauce
When someone makes a ballsy move
When someone asks for the source
When Someone's In The Shower But You Need To Get Ready
When someone opens the New Year's champagne bottle a little too close to your face
When someone who has no ass pulls down their pants to taunt you: "That's no
When Someone Complains About the Meme Crusades on r/worldpolitics
When someone asks what I did during quarantine
When someone tells me to go fuck myself..... ok deal?
When someone hits you up for fatchat and they clearly have never interacted with
When someone says they hate anime
when someone sees my thick softie and comments on my "boner" I've always
When someone tells me to sit "straight"
When someone says go fuck yourself.... (;
When someone says spread em this is what I do :D