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My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes

Wife said that my tummy was bumming her out, and impacted certain sex positions,

When my new coworker said "That sucks" in front of my boss and then immediately

IT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID THIS IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE

This is my seventh time with the mechanic. Hubby thought I was gonna stop letting

When we met her, she said we were both damn sexy, and by that night she had seduced

When I commented and said it was pretty douchey to put her sister on blast like that

Whoever said that blue and green should never been seen ... surely all o(f) you out

I showed my (f)riend this picture and said I have DSL. What does that mean?

My GF told me that I had a massive dick and said I should put it on here to see what

Ever since I let my wife take my friend virginity he's all she talks about. But tonight

MRW a classmate said that concern about representation in media is problematic, and

On that fateful night years ago, mom put her glass down, turned the camera on, and

I asked what he liked about and he said that my ass was phat

My wife just sent me this from work and said, "Happy Friday!" It is now,

[F] Who said that colors need to match? I think lace and lace is good enough!

I just heard this old creepy story, they said that if at midnight you turn off the

Sorry Sir...My Wife Just Called And Said Our Daughter Didn't Show Up At School. I'll

Sweater Weather and Stick on Nipples. Who said that a double mastectomy can stop

The sailor-style dress have always been a part of Japan's "growing modern"

When the young guy at the beach fucked my wife so good she came home and said she's

We were just in talks with this Redditor. She said that she'll wait until i return

I have no words for this abomination. Who looked at this and said “yep, that looks

Wife enjoying her first BBC at age 48! I asked her what she thought of it afterwards

After dinner one of Goddess' friends said that the pork was nice but it would be

"She wants to own me, and I ain't trying to fight it. She said that's her dick,

So someone said that I could censor my face. This works right, no one can see it?

It is said that one morning she ran off into the meadow, stripped naked, and never

My Mistress said that every upvote will add 1 hour to my lockup time, and every comment

I asked Emma Watson out on a date. She laughed in my face and said she’d find a

LF Mono Source: My superior officer brought his family along for a visit... and I

"Hey! I know you said you we're gonna make me a girl if you won but... why do

My girlfriend, Katherine McNamara, sent me this from the set of her latest movie.

Hey Jegawyal, I ran into an Ent having a bad day. I offered to cut him off but he

I was at the estate of my sister's wealthy husband for the holidays. "I wish

Mommy Alison's reaction when I told her I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her after

It is said that playing with boobs help reduce stress and increases dopamine, so

Well, this is my clitoris. Growing up I always wondered why it was said that we should

You’d just come out as bisexual to eachother and invited a friend to hangout. He

This guy messaged me a pick of his dick and said he wanted me because his girlfriend

"Kommandant... Ajax said that you had a fondness for bunnysuits, and gave me

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