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A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put

First time! my gf left me for a black guy and said i was less than half his size.

Wife said that my tummy was bumming her out, and impacted certain sex positions,

Ladies, if you met a guy at a club/bar whatever and pretty quick into the conversation

When I commented and said it was pretty douchey to put her sister on blast like that

/r/GoneWild and /r/TinyTits said that I would [F]eel welcomed here. What do you think?

My friend showed me this site and said I had a booty that would fit right in!

And The Lord said "bedazzle that shit".

I showed my (f)riend this picture and said I have DSL. What does that mean?

When my new girlfriend said she was a gamer I didn't really believe her. Well shame

When I told her that pussyjobs were my favorite, she gasped and said, "me too!"

That's escalated quickly. I've said no on scruff, grindr, growlr, and now hornet.

We went again. My hubby used my water proof phone and snapped some pics. My dad was

She said that you could shower with her then, with a smile, she turned and looked

she said that all I had to do was stick my cock in her when ever i wanted and she

She said that she was only going to wear a shirt today and if I ever wanted sex to

[Spoiler](#s "MRW Felicity said that Laurel is a strong women and she's coming

And thats something to think about noone said life was fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the Lord said, "Bring me that ass" (houtengeki) [Original]

Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after

Princess just sent me this and said all the daddies at the playground were being

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so

Mom rubbed her ass all over my face to teach me not to tattle, she said that I got

The sailor-style dress have always been a part of Japan's "growing modern"

That time my wife had her first BBC and sent me this. Also said she couldn’t believe

When the young guy at the beach fucked my wife so good she came home and said she's

(M) 70 kg 18 my girlfriend just left me because she said that my dick was too small

You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker,

Lining up a great ass that was sent to me (and said OK to post)

(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to

Who said that weed and alcohol prevented the hard cock? [M]

This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He

...and that's what she said

So someone said that I could censor my face. This works right, no one can see it?

(m) had all 3, went to jail for beating dude ass. I had only the re-up money she

Kisses And Even More Kisses [Miss Bernard said.]

Take that! And that! And that! You said you only cum when you decide? No, motherfucker

I bet your wondering how I ended up here. Last week I was a dude. My gf came out

Your best friend warned you about that Syrian refugee. She said they call him "the

That look in her eye said "Try whatever you like. When you cum is up to ME,

and she said to you that i'm like a brother to her [gif][cheating]

"Hey! I know you said you we're gonna make me a girl if you won but... why do

[22M] My mom accidently and embarrassingly caught me while taking this. She jokingly

[M22] Accidently and embarrassingly got caught by my mom while taking this. She jokingly

And [f]or the even fewer amount of redditors that will see this: y'all said this

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with.

Ok now look at all that tissue thats left on that roll..bitch told me that wasnt

My girlfriend, Katherine McNamara, sent me this from the set of her latest movie.

Hey Jegawyal, I ran into an Ent having a bad day. I offered to cut him off but he

I was at the estate of my sister's wealthy husband for the holidays. "I wish

"and now i only need to finish this girls schedule, change the records and head

and then she said im not ready for potty training, can you belive that? you know

Mommy Alison's reaction when I told her I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her after

My dad told me "if you keep dressing like this around me, I'm going to lose

40 % PROMO on OnlyFans (top 9 %)❗❗I LOVE giving ?Would you believe if I said

"Just one more and then I'll be off" (She said that 4 drinks ago)

It is said that playing with boobs help reduce stress and increases dopamine, so

and I believe everything that you said s.nap>drunkboal!

"ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." she said. "woah your the one that keeps knocking

This guy messaged me a pick of his dick and said he wanted me because his girlfriend

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