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Better Than U

Better than the udders
Better than a damn cake.
Better than Sherlock Holmes - 4chan at it again
Better than Hooters! Introducing: the Tilted Kilt Girls
Better than Scrubbing Bubbles.
better than ligonberries
Better than any candelabra.
Better than six flags?
Better than Mushrooms(Super Mario bros)
better than memory (f)oam!
Better than honey
Better than a double-decker ice cream cone
Better than Viagra
Better Than Anything In the Fridge
Better than a lullabye
Better than a Fleshlight
Better than movie Harley
Better than pancakes in the morning
Better than getting her badge number
Better than seeing the moon! [More in Comments]
better than a milk mustache
Better than my girlfriend
Better Than Cleavage
Better than a mirror
Better than a mirror
Better than Folgers (m+f)
Better than a garden gnome. (AIC)
Better than expected
Better than most
Better Than See-Thru
Better than a Figurehead (x-post from r/SuspendedGirls)
Better than food?
Better Than Buried Treasure [M] (Ark_Warrior)
Better than I could
Better than an alarm clock
better than ice cream
Better than a popsicle [f][m]
Better than a dream ~ (Long) (Text in comments)
Better than a midnight snack [Redwolfxlll]
Better than Catnip
Better than ice cream
Better than you thought?
Better than a cup of coffee
Better than a thank you card
Better than sliced bread [f]
Better than a waterboy, I suppose.
Better than expected
better than a money tree
better than a bra
Better than an alarm clock
Better than any present (OC)
Better than the original?
Better than a Horse [MM] (Thejoyfuldragon)
Better than a cup of coffee on early mornings
Better than your wife
better than explicit
Better than any Christmas cookies, that’s for sure!
Better Than Being Keelhauled
Better than butter [M] (Rysonanthrodog)
Better Than Strawberry Ice Cream