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A homeless man fell into an elevator shaft in Detroit during the fall of 2009.  It
YEAH SO I WAS WATCHING SHREK THE OTHER DAY AND I REALLY THOUGHT HE COULD HAVE LOST
Don't know if repost.. Hope not.. But thought of Reddit and then you guys when I
Not exactly nude, but my friends put me in booty shorts. Thought you guys would get
I thought a plunging neckline might liven up work (but I confess I then hid it under
I don't know what to say, I'm new here and it's not wild I know, but first I need
Despite my extreme submissive fantasies, I still say 'no' to vore (being eaten, but
(?) Y'all thought it was a joke then look what happened the unexpected pleasure of
You always thought I wasn't good enough for your daughter, but you couldn't drive
At first I thought it was pimples, but it's spread since then. Is this hpv?
Tried to drink myself to death for 5 years, then finally started smoking weed. Never
For Valentines day my wife let me watch her get all dolled up... I was so horny by
I thought i finally made my first friend at the ministry as a nun but he had feelings