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I guess I just don't get this online seduction thing. NSFW (text)
Near died laughing   [NSFW text]
These ads are becoming really mean [NSFW-Text]
I was trying to think of something special to submit for my reddit birthday. [NSFW
I think Words With Friends is trying to tell me something [NSFW text]
Got a random text, decided to play along until i got bored.  NSFW at the end.
The Penis Game (NSFW Text)
My friend's subtle way of letting me know what she thinks of me on Christmas.  (Slightly
So Chatroulette added an adult section I cannot help but wonder what awaits me there!
Why would I want to click this? [NSFW text]
Not something I would share in a newspaper (possibly NSFW text)
..I have no words - NSFW text.
browsing the front page on my Ipod when I saw this. [NSFW text]
Congratulations, 4Chan. (NSFW text)
Confucius says... (some NSFW text)
Fun with horny strangers [NSFW text]
Cleaning my room to take my mind off the break up. Noticed this. (NSFW text).
to do list [NSFW text]
Wife Just Texted Me This Response to "(NSFW) Men of reddit, what things do you
Oh Mr Penguin! One too many booty texts on new phone... [NSFW]
Those shady facebook-similar ads are getting really eccentric. [mildly NSFW text]
FWD: FW: (a text from my mom this morning- slightly nsfw)
So, I searched 'Porn' on Ttorrent.. NSFW TEXT ONLY
Stopwatch and Masturbation [NSFW text]
Good Guy Android when texting dick picks to GF NSFW
"Just talk dirty to me." [NSFW] Text
My friend sent me this amazing text this morning NSFW
Decided to have some fun on Omegle....I think i won this round. (Barely NSFW Text)
The reason text posts can be flagged as NSFW
How could he not charge for such a service [nsfw text]
"I'm screaming, 'What the fuck? Fuck you, Batman! Get the fuck out of my ass!'"
Boyfriend sent me this picture this morning. I think the text I added was an improvement.
Words cannot explain what I saw at Dominos... (Text semi-NSFW)
My mom just received this text from a wrong number...
I just got this text from my boss
(NSFW text) CUNT Sammich
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, the description being "A lovely text
Are dudes into this? (NSFW text)
Wrong Number Picture Text FTW...
So my buddy got a random text the other day
Well someone got their panties in a twist...(NSFW text)
answers.com should really re-think using stock photos for everything... [kind of
What having a girlfriend does to your predictive text
Recommended reading [text slightly NSFW]
GF Just took her NCLEX exam and texted me when she finished. NSFW language
Got a text from a friend "kim Kardashian aint got shit on this"
Left my swimsuit at my friends' house ... received this text later that evening
These wrong number texts are getting really elaborate. NSFW
Employee is making solid Valentines day plans (text might be NSFW)
Best emogi text ever. NSFW
Birthday drinking with my wife when I suddenly get a text from her.
I don't text and drive because...(nsfw)
The shirt text is the kicker to the leg tattoos.
When typing "Lardass" in a blank text it will auto-correct to Kardashian
The most uncomfortable text I have ever received
My wife is wonderfully weird and here are some texts for proof
Had my girlfriend reading me an article on my phone while I was driving, and my dad
My friend just posted this on Facebook (only text but still NSFW)
Perfect text timing.
My Wife went to a Christmas decorating party and text me a picture of her completed