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OK, who told ABC News about porn?! [PIC, mildly NSFW text]
Well, that was quick. (NSFW text)
I guess I just don't get this online seduction thing. NSFW (text)
Near died laughing [NSFW text]
These ads are becoming really mean [NSFW-Text]
I was trying to think of something special to submit for my reddit birthday. [NSFW
I think Words With Friends is trying to tell me something [NSFW text]
Got a random text, decided to play along until i got bored. NSFW at the end.
The Penis Game (NSFW Text)
My friend's subtle way of letting me know what she thinks of me on Christmas. (Slightly
So Chatroulette added an adult section I cannot help but wonder what awaits me there!
Why would I want to click this? [NSFW text]
Not something I would share in a newspaper (possibly NSFW text)
..I have no words - NSFW text.
browsing the front page on my Ipod when I saw this. [NSFW text]
Congratulations, 4Chan. (NSFW text)
Confucius says... (some NSFW text)
Why I should never have taught my Dad how to text, he sends this kind of stuff to
Those shady facebook-similar ads are getting really eccentric. [mildly NSFW text]
FWD: FW: (a text from my mom this morning- slightly nsfw)
So, I searched 'Porn' on Ttorrent.. NSFW TEXT ONLY
Stopwatch and Masturbation [NSFW text]
Girlfriend just texted me a few of her favourite things (NSFW)
Good Guy Android when texting dick picks to GF NSFW
My friend sent me this amazing text this morning NSFW
So after our talk about missing subtle hints. How'd I do? - NSFW Text
Decided to have some fun on Omegle....I think i won this round. (Barely NSFW Text)
The reason text posts can be flagged as NSFW
My wife texted me a picture that our three year old daughter drew today. I'm not
How could he not charge for such a service [nsfw text]
I wonder if they're texting each other.. [NSFW]
"I'm screaming, 'What the fuck? Fuck you, Batman! Get the fuck out of my ass!'"
Boyfriend sent me this picture this morning. I think the text I added was an improvement.
Words cannot explain what I saw at Dominos... (Text semi-NSFW)
I just got this text from my boss
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, the description being "A lovely text
Wrong Number Picture Text FTW...
So my buddy got a random text the other day
answers.com should really re-think using stock photos for everything... [kind of
What having a girlfriend does to your predictive text
Recommended reading [text slightly NSFW]
GF Just took her NCLEX exam and texted me when she finished. NSFW language
Left my swimsuit at my friends' house ... received this text later that evening
These wrong number texts are getting really elaborate. NSFW
Best emogi text ever. NSFW
Birthday drinking with my wife when I suddenly get a text from her.
I don't text and drive because...(nsfw)
The shirt text is the kicker to the leg tattoos.
My wife is wonderfully weird and here are some texts for proof
My friend just posted this on Facebook (only text but still NSFW)
Perfect text timing.
My dad sent me a birthday text.
My Wife went to a Christmas decorating party and text me a picture of her completed
This is STILL my favorite thing to send friends who don't answer text messages
Autocorrect changed "abyss" to "anus" while texting with a friend.
New year's eve texts

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