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He's God

There is a God, and he loves ass
I REJECT THE CARLTON HE IS NOT FAGGOT HE IS 
NEEGAR ANTIDICK. THIS MAN IS GOD
My god he's right...
Just stumbled across this sex god...apparently he's called Caio Cesar. Whoever he
Oh god, he got it in my nose. [f]
Oh god, he's coming back...
It's like finding religion. They have a new God, and a new form of baptism. Like
We adopted a dog today and it turns out he's been sent by God! He's pretty smug about
I sent this pic to my hubby from last night. He filled with me with sooo much cum
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test
If he's not a god, he needs to be one.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
SINNER. HE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST OUR PLANS TO MEET WITH THE GODS. FOR THIS HE MUST
Superman god is a bit of a dick (but he loves his pie) [spoilers] (Darkseid War -
"i[f] god wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?"
you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he'd have made cum taste like chocolate"
If God exists, he is a dick. This is how I imagine him when he surveys his "fine
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
Having him inside of me is a good way to unwind a(F)ter work, God he makes me soo
Stephen Colbert, like all far leftists, projects. He referred to our God Emperor
"Oh god, he finished inside... I think I'm gonna..."
"Oh God he just punched my son in the face. I think he might have knocked him
Oh my god, is that squirrel rabid? No, he's just fucking fat, stuffing his greedy
Why the FUCK didn't he play black panther. He was perfect and will always be perfect
I remember looking at this pic on Arena magazine back in 2005 and was like, "Yeap,
If there was a God, he would have destroyed us long ago
Daddy said if I don't show him what panties I'm wearing before I get dressed he's
And thank God he ain't actually your son, otherwise he wouldn't even be good at football.
(M) An author never just writes a book he titles it 1rst. To whom or what ever he
(M) I don't need to Go to Church to get to know MY GOD. When I already physically
(M) He wrote it in Stone. Nothing nobody can do she will always be mines no matter
(F) It's good though im ok. Just know i kept it a 100% when I didn't have too. Even
Thank God he didn't listen
(m)e personally Aj A snake, liar, said me and my Aunte jumped him when he had his
(m) And if you on here and was pose to be my bro and didn't tell me, well goes to
[40F] been chatting with a 22 year old for a few days and he looks like a Greek god.
Theres not much I can say I seem like i was designed for. But with tight, high hanging
I laughed so much when I seen this, our orange God Emporer needs to get his orange
"oh my god look at how flexible I am now" I said to my friend "your
“Finally! I was stuck in my son’s body for months! Ever since he stole my body
Good god he doesnt deserve it
Warning: This story will make you cry! Down and out Demi-god Ornnasty was turned
The day she was born,God decided to create a Masterpiece,and he over-delivered.
I could see his veiny cock through his pants sitting across from me. Oh god, did
I tried to climb a giant sea rock and the sea didn’t like that and tried to swallow
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