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He's The One

This guy, he's the only one we can trust.
Because he's the hero Copenhagen deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Posted to r/lgbtaww thought some of you might like seeing me and my cub bf, he is
This guy is pretty smart, my jaw hit the floor when I read it, considering he only
So my friend recently made a troll account and this little creeper was a fan of the
Saw this picture in WTF. Couldn't help but notice the One True God's image in the
I think this one is legit... Redditor coughs up a clot and asks what he should do.
[50/50] Shrek Greentext [NSFW] | Having trouble finding the one he likes [NSFW]
I responded to 'Bruce' when he called the UH football team's gloves gay. I was bashed
My uncle designs and plays guitar for the band Seether. I went to see him play the
(Spoilers all) For those that are still convinced he only had one eye in the show...
Zaheer thinks he's the only one who can fly. Coming next season:
Last one guys. He likes to fill me deep with cock. He loves the pain/pleasure that
Because he's the hero that Japan deserves, just not the one anyone will admit to
My boy[f]riend thinks he's the only one seeing this picture lol
I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract
I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract
22 years ago today we lost Formula 1 legend James Hunt to a heart attack. One could
MD feminists: HIS pleasure is your only pleasure. You enjoy your pain cause it makes
Not the hero Jakes deserves, but the one he needs right now. Close your eyes Preston...
Part of his Christmas gift is 365 reasons why I love him. They will be cut up and
Muselk's girlfriend fell victim to a car accident, as a request, he got 1 million
Love your body as he does : ) this may not belong in this subreddit. i came across
My boyfriend gets me for the first time in weeks tonight. But why should he be the
b(f) thought he was the only one seeing it.. add kik to join my sercet gp^^
For Halloween, my boyfriend and I decided to be Jack and Rose from the Titanic. He
Daddy brings home a new girl every night. I just wish he'd take the one closest.
Your wife didn't want to wear the one piece you bought her for when your family came
Sir thinks he's the only one who gets to see his slut play
Guy at the bar told me he only has one tattoo, but that its of his two favorite things.
Got to greet a special guest like this today. Let's see if you can make a bigger
if he liked the other one, send him this...
Featured Poster of the Week - u/ConstantGarage! He may be the nightwatchman but we're
So one of my friends has an insanely cute/hot older sister that all the other guys
Since SHITLIBS seem to love quotes, guess who said this one. "I have been practicing...I
Would it surprise you to know that I lost my virginity to my husband and he’s the
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?? He said it was
[M/S] Ryan gladly let her son hump and jerk off on her when he felt the need. She
You should have setup some rules. But who would have thought that she will pick the
My best friends isn't happy about me possessing his mom's body as I have been for
Dont mind the zombie, he's not the one who likes to bite.
I entered a chat as a Dom once, but I started to talk with a much more Dom guy than
Just the way Buzz stares at the suit in this scene. Like an alcoholic staring at
An asshole of a former creepy narcissistic friend got his shit leaked by a girl he
Except once he arrives the scene no one is safe
For the one who says he luuuurves my butthole ?
Caught the moment when the wi(f)e was taking a quick picture of her panties for a
When you're so impressed by one of the male characters climbing a mountain that you
I've become the slut of the alcoholic old man that lives down the corner. He's the
I’d like to call this one “Mother and child”. He may not seem to like it, but
One of the reasons he always gives me what I want ;)
you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks
you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks
Look at this lucky bastard, he was the first one at the Orgy to ask for this
My husband says he loves them both but the one that points down is his favorite He
'How do i look? you think this will fool him' Daniel sent to one off his friend as
Our neighbor took my wife's course - this is when he turned the tables on her and
You wouldn't believe how reveling some of the ones he had me try on. At least this
When our prize stallion Outlaw got sick, it looked like we might lose the farm. Thankfully
My grandfather passed away a year ago and was the one that taught me chess. Going