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He Lied

Ladies love when he tells a lie (slightly NSFW)
Ebensee, Germany: The body of an S.S. guard lies in a ditch. He had been beaten and
I'm not quite sure what he wants from me. (I'm lying - I'm completely sure.)
I lied, this is the last one. Boyfriend wanted a picture of my lips to cum to while
My boyfriend says his penis isn't big, I said he's lying (m)
And he cannot lie
[F]or reasons best left to the imagination, he told me to lie down...
(x-post from /r/WTF) Maybe he looks a bit ridiculous, but I'd be lying if I said
My B(f) lies about being here. Hope he recognizes my ass.
[Serious] Obama caught lying about not wanting to kill Snowden, Interpreter risks
The sky was white that day... like the lie he was telling me... like it was going
One Of The Hotel Cleaners Walked In On Me Lying In Bed... I Wish He'd Stayed (F)
Ow he really spanked my ass last nite and yea not gonna lie, I really liked it. (F)
Then go and uncover his feet and lie down, and he will tell you what to do.
(F) I said I just wanted to show off my new boots. Do you think he can tell that's
Then go and uncover his feet and lie down, and he will tell you what to do.
Hand on Hips cause he never lies
DOGGO͟ ͢I͞S ̴D͢E͠AD̵; D̸O̵N'Ţ ͡BEL̵I̛EVE ̛TH̷EM;́ ́DOŅ'҉T ҉D̸RIN̴K
So guys I'm having a gay Photoshop battle with my friend and I'm not gonna lie, he's
A Jew proving he is a Jew with his Jewish lies on Jewddit.
Wish he was lying on MY couch!
"Panzer graveyard: A dead German lies on the ground where he was blown from
A German soldier lies at his Nebelwerfer position, where he was bayoneted during
When i told him he had a baby dick.. i wasnt lying
Cartel Boss Lies Dead, Killed By A Police Officer He Has Just Shot In The Heart (NSFL)
Hiroyuki Imaishi likes big butts & he cannot lie...
When you lie to Sir about cuming so he ties you up and leaves you there with the
Told (m)y boy(f)riend he could have this picture to get off to me later... I lied,
Told a white lie to the b(f). This is the only emergency at home. He better hurry
they lied to us again; he was after Granny all along
The deeper he gets, the messier I get. But I can't lie, I like gagging on it. [f]
Just before Sir said “This is going to be hard” ....he did not lie.
A friendly redditor told me that posting completely naked isn't cheating if I show
So a friendly redditor told me that no one would look at my face if I was totally
I won't lie. He does enjoy the attention.
One of you guys told me that if I had a cock in my mouth then I could show everyone
S[he] Be[lie]ve[d]
This guy is the creator of this subreddit, and he doesn't know anything about carts.
dad found my vibrator. Now I must lie like this until he says enough
His veins don’t lie, I suck him til he dry ;)
Coworker was bragging to everyone about banging his girl during the weekend. I know
Pinocchio, this little wooden man is overwhelmed with a strange defect, when he really
About to fuck her outside until her boyfriend called! LMAO! she arguing with him!
It's been one day and I could already fill up this sub's front page with this guy.
I got a new job working at the library, but the lead male librarian lied to me by
I wonder what lies he's telling you about me s.nap_sayloving?
Oh no you'll never know he's lying s.n'ap_textmoopy!
When I hid a live camera in mom's bedroom I finally proved she was lying when she
LF Mono Source: "He caught me!" "Don't lie to me! Angels never wear