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"What's in the bag?" "Uh, nothing, officer - just some jeans. Why

I like to think that this is what happens when my wife says she's going to go hang

I know you want it. Your mouth says "no", but your body says "yes".

I'm going to go out on a limb and say 'drunk'.

I'm going to go ahead and say that the hat officially makes this a picture of Lights

So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm

Sleepy [f]ace to go with some pretty tits. May I remind you, if you have nothing

Chuck Spears says: All I could think was "Let go of Laquisha's hair! You're

“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a

When my wife says she's going to go shopping and will be back soon

Wife says that crochet shorts are going to hot next summer. Looks like it's going

i wasn't going to post, but i decided to say [f]uck it. so here ya go.

As the interview is wrapping up, your would be boss slides her chair out from under

I'm going to have to say yours are bigger. But I'll need to feel both of yours to

Well bro, what do you say? Is it going to be hard for you to contain yourself if

[F]irst time in my life buying a two piece swimsuit. I never felt good enough about

Are you going to go down on Friday? (Please say yes...)

I'm going to go ahead and say that she's an office girl.

F26yo, she says she is ready to go to the beach... Should I let her go like that?

Wife says she is ready to go to the beach, should I let her go like that? What would

When the good girl in you says "go to mass" and the bad girl in you says

"When Master finally gets out of that bar and fetches me, I'm going to ... going

Former Co-Worker Came By To Say Hi. I had to go to the bathroom to blow a load for

(M) Now like I said you either gone play fair or pay bail????????which one??????it

When someone asks if you should go to the dungeon and you say "Sure, let's go

I just wanted to say thank you to this sub for being the first to truly show me so

19f. Your my maintenance man. You came to fix the water heater. You say you don’t

When your cock says jerk me but your clock says go to work ?

Please how many more men are going to use me. I have had so many between my legs

I wake up tied to my bed and Zooey Deschanel on top of me. "Shhh, baby. I'm

Im honor of by buddy who fucked a girl I used to hook up with and she had the fucking

I’ve finally stretched it to a 00g, I’m guessing it’s about as big as it’s

"Okay, fine! I'll pretend to be her! But when are you going to talk to her about

seeing her in person and hearing her say ''its so good to see you" and then

Ever wanted to say extremely fucked up things about pics of sluts but are worried

My friend is the daughter of some executive but she hated going to his events so

Time to say goodbye to my current body 'jenna' here is going to be one of my backup

Her Body Says No, But Her Eyes Say Yes.... Well At Least I'm Going To Assume That

Whenever I go to Dairy Queen across from the movie theatre, the owner always calls

Her bull laughed when he saw you. He told your girl he was going to milk her cow.

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

Need I say more? Who’s going to worship me tonight? Remember to say your prayers

When your wife Kara del Toro says she's going for a walk it's just to let you know

when your wife Kara del Toro says she's going for a walk it's just to let you know

Do you think i am worth saying hi to? say hi lets see where it may go. (normal or

Do you think i am worth saying hi to? say hi lets see where it may go. (normal or

That smile says "Yeah I'm going to be a brat, what are you going to do about

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