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I Said It

Draw Something they said, it's clean wholesome fun they said...
Get a tan they said; it'll look good they said
Smoke weed they said, it'll be fun they said!
let's get shit faced, they said, it'll be fun they said
War against Islam they said. It needs to be done they said. [NSFL]
Bottoms up they said... it'll be fun they said...
One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was
Get a dog they said. It'll be cute they said. (NSFW)
Come to our party, they said. It won't be a sausage fest, they said. [NSFW]
Be a bird they said, it'll be fun they said.
Get in the hole, they said. It will be funny, they said.
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
Have a kid they said, it'll be such a blessing they said. (Nsfw poop)
Wear a tank top they said, it'll be fun they said
"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said.
Go wakeboard, they said ! It will be fun, they said !
Give Facebook another chance, they said. It's not that bad, they said...
Use the ZombieBooth app they said. It'll be fun they said...
Get a Jessie J calendar they said. It'll be sexy they said...
"Have a baby," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "No,
Go diving for lobster they said, it'll be fun they said, fuck you moray.
Come to Bridgeport they said. It will be fun they said.
Go on okCupid they said, it's nothing like Grindr they said.
Get a cat they said....it'll be fun they said.
Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)
[NSFW] Go to chatroulette they said, it will be fun they said
[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great
"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be
Lets try a threesome, they said It would be fun, they said
Let jesus take the wheel, they said. It'll be fun, they said...
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't part of why I said yes...
Go fish they said. It'll be fun, they said.
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
Get a kitten, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
"Harder, Daddy!" She Said, It Was Fun She Said
I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it
Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs lotk sexy, they said. [oc]
Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs look sexyW they said. [oc]
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
They Said They Were Too Different. They Said It Wouldn't Last
After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never
My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored
Come on you said you said it again s.nap<racescale?
I never said I never said it s?nap=lortsroot!

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