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It's A Joke

One of my clients has been using this for a few years as his sig. Apparently no one

There was this place I used to work at as an art director. Sometimes I would pitch

I hereby give you my very first bubble gum wrapper joke. (It's NSFW because if I

[NSFW] We've all seen cliche "multiple exposure" pics. Cool but not original.

[F] "It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!!" - Legs of a 5'1"

[FO] I made this naughty item for a friend as a joke... it's a long story, but it

Apparently it's still too soon for "shooting up the theater" jokes... I

I'm now convinced it's not possible to write a Grindr bio butch enough to make it

Rape is wrong! Rape is not funny! This is not a joke! It was the fucking captcha

I'm not even sure it was supposed to be a joke, but I found it funny [Daredevil #9]

I have this hanging up as a joke. My brother liked it very much and took a pic of

Rather have it in yours... Get it? Pm me for more jokes and/or an apology for that

Who is the body this Emma Watson fake is made from. IT IS NOT EMMA WATSON DON'T JOKE

I did this jokingly at at my friends, it wasn't even sexual, and the lesbian there

No joke, I always use my roommates dildo and she never washed it either. She has

Here's my wet tuna puss, do you like it? (F) PM me. Btw I'm kind of joking when calling

LOL jk ???? nah man jk???????? it ?was ??⏱ just a joke??? LOL?? you???????? fell

This wasn't posted as a joke. It was a legitimate question from a page. It got serious

Was joking around with this animation for a photoshop battle called "This dog

I would make a joke about glazed donuts, however it's already been done. So here

Can someone explain this joke to me? I feel like it belongs here, but don't know

"Hi kids. I'm Kid Klown. And you know what? It looks like that mean old magician,

Staph talk. It's no fucking joke this was my shin 3 weeks ago the day after surgery

r/PerfectTiming and r/Jokes removed it, so it must belong here.

[NSFW] Ṕ'rÖmp'tÖ'vr Twenty Tree (Get it? Because Tree sounds almost like three.

When it comes to telling dad jokes or giving a kind word, it's important to find

How does the joke go? I call it morning wood? You call it??? [m]

Look what they did to my boy Hanzo; Jokes apart it makes sense If we're gonna sexualize

Bought Joking Hazard today and it came with an improperly cut card that looks like

Yeah, it gets a lot of stares. My female friends joke "Now you know what it's

When the hot, single mom from next door asked to borrow my body for the weekend to

"Believe me now?" I lift my top, flashing you. It was a crazy thing to

(m) we can rest knowing they would never have nothing we have and more blessings

Sunday outfit...get it, it's holy! bah dum bum, sorry mom joke

Sunday outfit...get it, it's holy! bah dum bum, sorry mom joke (f)

MAke sure to WASH YOUR HANDS GUYS!! Okay! RIGHT NOW go do it. not joking go do it

We’re broke and rent is due, but my wife and I are both off from work. I jokingly

These stupid instagram accounts that mock homelessness and make a joke out of it

Seeing the "23" on the birthday cake, John, a nurse in an old people's

[Interactive] Recently I stole this device that allows me to put people into new

My brother walked past me sitting like this and slapped my ass as a "joke".

Searching brain for wordplay joke... ehem... Titfa... Boom. Nailed it ?

i'm not joking when i tell you that i love the way cum looks against my chest piece.

People joke about Chris not being able to write a "Bible", like it's a

On Friday nights, me and my roommate Jason would get drunk. I started crossdressing

Swap class seemed like a good idea for the school, but it's such a joke. They swapped

JU from r/MurderedByWords. This is such an old joke. And it’s fake, it’s been

Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass.

Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass.

Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass.

My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also

Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did

I was a young teenager and my Sister noticed how similar we looked. Once I made a

I promised another by the fire set only lighted by the fire itself, well I tried

Page nine of nine. The guy in Ms fish math class haggard taught me that joke. Whatchu

Rant I had to throw out. I've heard numerous people say this and it's always white

Hey, at least it's not a rape joke! Still not funny but you have to look at the bright

Some cat from Bronx, New York in walmart TWEAKING! Did he lose his damn mind!? WTF??

This NSFW ‘Joke of the Day’ that showed up on my six-year-old’s iPhone. I have

When you tell your dom you go a new air fryer and he tells you he can't wait to see

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