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$I made an egg to stand on its own! \o/ Didn't nailed it at all!$

My air conditioner needs to be [F]ixed. It's so hot even my eggs are sweating. (NSFW)

Told my boyfriend to eat some eggs for a real breakfast and to send me a pic so I

I laid an egg, it's a boy!

My Easter egg had little yiff on it!

/u/Gaston44 " the crab from little mermaid squirting eggs out of it's butthole

[Mild Daredevil Spoilers] Even though it's the last show in line, this Iron Fist

[H] Hightech Glass Cheese "Egg" Baby Bottle. bought it for $599+ tax, comes

[SPOILER] FNaF 4 IV Bag Easter Egg (for anyone who hasn't already seen it)

[NSFW] Accidental food porn when two yolks popped out from one egg. Got excited and

My HEAD, eggs. I think about it.

I hatched an egg. My friend immediately asked me if he could name it. NSFW?

TIL on de_italy there is an easter egg about a real life pub located in Italy named

What is this thing coming out of my dick? Is it an alien egg? A dick pearl? This

Innards of a hard-boiled egg after it was neglected in the fridge for a year. Consistency

This clip from Thor: Ragnarok is a great Easter-egg if you know Taika’s past work...and

Got one of those tenga eggs. Need a bud to help me decide if it's a good look. Discord

Whatchu want for breakfast? Uh huh...I don't know how to make that...or that. Scrambled

Tried (and failed)to make Korean steamed eggs (Gaeran Jim) in the rice cooker this

I made a steamed egg custard and almost couldnt eat it.

Common Surinam Toad (Pipa pipa): This species of frog from South America has an unusual

The way my eggs turned out in my ramen. I still ate it.

zombies steal human eggs and inject it into themselves with saline

I love this picture of my cock n' balls! It makes me think of sausage and eggs breakfast

fulloffantasies That [f]eeling when you think your Principal calls you into his office

30 [M4F] If you egg me on it might paint the walls ?

You: "Don't you dare say it." Me: "My boobs look egg-celent today!"

Still an egg at 37? This is just FaceApp, but it’s fun what you can with the eraser

Rise and shine, it’s breakfast time! Eat my buns and scramble my eggs? ?

Shes being pumped full of eggs, and she cannot stop it!

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