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My buddy posted this picture of his dad on facebook...little did he know it was going

But it was so worth it.

Saw this around the corner from my house last night. It was gone this morning (NSFW).

yeah, i'm also a designer in the porn industry and we have fun by deploying scare

My friend bought me some pasta...my mom made it last night thinking it was penne.

My fiancee decided to pause the movie to tell a story. We realized it about five

We had a meeting recently discussing images for our bar/nightclub's promotional flyer...

I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose

NBC live opps, was that...yes it was. (nsfw)

So I chatted to my server the other night, it said it was a model, I looked her up

Decided to check out recent photobucket uploads for the hell of it. Was not disappointed.

Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture

Now why does the link say it's NSFW? I specifically said in the title that it was

I live in CA. I got a package from some guy I've never heard of in NC. It was this...I

People rearrange the rocks in my schools pond. This is what it was today while i

So I heard my mother telling my little sister to stop licking it, she kept saying

Growing up before the internet made it easy for us. It was a real struggle. [NSFW]

Fell down an escalator but i tell people it was a bear attack...

This was in r/cringepics, thought it was better here [NSFW] a little.

I had to take away my dad's facebook account, but it was already too late...

So I found this and it was titled penisman...(NSFW)

My manager told us it was her birthday ten minutes before closing. I think we pulled

This is the best souvenir I've ever purchased on all my travels, and the most unique.

You know how some people pay for pet portraits? I decided to pay for one for my friend

I just watched a homeless lady shit on a car...it was life-changing

NSFW : Children's English task was to spell "Comfy" when it was said out

My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what

I found this at a Goodwill Outlet Center yesterday. I don't know if it was planted,

I was not aware it was for sale! (slightly NSFW)

Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what

I knew the public transport in Copenhagen was good, I just didn't know it was awesome.

What did you think it was?

Maybe NSFW - My wife was trying to convince me it was chicken, I'm uncertain

So my friend owns a bakery and it was one of the office girls birthday, this cake

This was not what I thought it was... Possibly NSFW

I visited a spa in Victoria, BC (Canada) and the best thing about it was it's water

I thought it was satisfying, but apparently I was wrong - NSFW

My brother in law cut down a tree. It was hollow inside except fir some.... appendages

BANNED SCENE: This scene was cut from last Robocop movie when it was deemed too offensive.

My friend and I got drunk and I decided it was a good idea to take a dump in the

My friend posted a picture of him on Facebook while studying abroad. I thought it

I had to take my friend to hospital because he thought it was a good idea to drink

Walked in on my girl munching on carpet... Told her it was ok and that i loved her

[NSFW]After months of hearing people complain about how cold it was, and now having

Someone posted this , and then it was deleted (I just want to know if the mods deleted

My 3yo told me he was done pooping. He also said he put a towel in the potty. It

She writes "his" and "hers" when she prepares tomorrow's sandwiches.

College censored Da Vinci diagram. I sent this to my professor. It was well recieved.

So it was a slow night at the restaurant. We thought it'd be a good idea to send

Someone on my FB feed thought it was totally okay to take a picture of her baby's..

I passed this car walking through the parking lot last night. It was dark and the

Found these inside an ex senior managers locker when it was cleaned out after he

For us guys it was boobs and vaginas. I've always wondered if there was a female

For us guys it was boobs and vaginas. I've always wondered if there was a female

At least it was graceful

They said it was Chinese for “first date”

An illustrator was asked to come up with a 'Christmassy' t-shirt design but it was

My Gramdma passed away 1 month ago. It was quick and unexpected. Going through her

So my little sister drew these. I asked what it was, she said "Its a mermaid

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