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OP jammed his thumb in the door
OP's doing it wrong.
Op is successful
OP looks for similar pictures.
OP causes trouble in the work place
OP requests, Anon delivers
OP Delivers! The response I got from my [F]irst ever post was awesome! Thanks GW!!
OP asks everyone what feline body part he should touch with his penis
OP makes a horrible decision
OP was definitely not a faggot (OC)
OP's adventures with his death soup so far
OP finds a dead pigeon.
OP said she would remove it in 24 hrs, but that ass..
OP pops a pimple (x-post r/4chan)
OP has bad luck
OP requests pics
OP wants /b/ to photoshop ghosts into his image
OP wants emo girls
OP's rat died
OP has a request NSFW
OP is jealous
OP wants big dick jokes
OP asks for advice on getting nudes
OP's mom has no gains
OP is proud at his sub par accomplishments
OP gets $20
OP gets no wincest.
OP decided it's a good idea to stick his twig in a bladeless blender.
OP delivers, he came back to give me a facial. ;)
OP gets what he came for
OP stands for Original Penguin
OP gets burned
OP delivers. 18 [f] be kind.. i'm a bit shy
OP Delivers!
OP delivered
OP's girlfriend is leaking after a party.
OP breaks /b/
OP confirmed a faggot as always
OP wears his sisters panties
OP skullfucks a skull (NSFW)
OP Shitposts
OP has a girlfriend
OP loses a dildo
Op posts in r/books asking how to pick up women (x-post from r/cringepics)
OP starts a thread correctly
[OP is a faggot][gay conversion][bodily waste] Anon is a logician
[op] [f] after we finished this 18yo petite Asian said "picture please"
Op. 314: The Blue Danube [JTveemo]
OP discovers that the woman he's been dating hid the fact that she has a kid. People
OP deleted their account but this is still the top post of all time ?‍♂️