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Your fantasy: She's horny, she pulls out a gun on me and ORDERS me to screw her brains

So RES is screwed up, but this made me laugh

My ex told me I'd never look good again a(f)ter giving birth. This is my screw you

I don't understand what those [f]ucking racist bastards get out of writing horrible

Me and Louis spent a few hours building a really screwed up server..

Screw you, fascist librarians! You can't tell me what to do!

Anybody want some Ice Cubes gum just hit me up, because SCREW THEM

The hyper-mate dumped me so screw it, any love [f]or an ascended plasma-being?

Screw it....downvote me if u like....but im showing (m)y appreciation to the ladies

This wine makes me horny! Screw it! Here's my tits and (f)ace!

Been a bit dry for ideas lately so screw it, here's me on the sofa in my rocket PJs,

My baby, likes to screw with me while I'm at work (F)

I managed to screw up my first post. So here's me trying again

My friends will find me, screw it, get on!

If I were a robot and you were one too, if I lost a nut would you give me a screw?

Her husband sends me nudes when he wants me to come screw his wife...Works every

Well, screw subtlety (and perhaps me too while you're at it;)

Just [f]or the guy who messages me telling me to think before I post online. Oh and

I got royally screwed at work and I'm just having an overall shitty night. Now I'm

Had a hard day? Let me make it better. Pm me for my kik and we'll screw out those

Excuse me, do you want to screw? ?

You know, screw a throw away, this is me! Name is also Kik, should anyone care to

[F] TBT Sonic Screw Driver.... Me. Giggity.

Would you date me? Cuddle with me?...then screw my brains out afterwards?....(m/25/NJ)

[20M] Rate me please! I'm hoping my friends are screwing with me when they make fun

If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw

Paint me like... Screw it let's just cut to the chase. ?

Gf made me screw my self

We sometimes role play she screws around my back and we will flirt all day. She told

These are easy [f]or you. You can't screw up undressing me because I'm already ready.

Have a picture of me after I got screwed :3

Literally done with this year. Perhaps one day so(m)eone will accept me for my flaws

As I ponder this shower beer, I wonder if the missus thinks I am a weirdo as she

Rem & Ram ♡ "Why don't we screw Subaru and stay only you and me?"

I completely screwed up my panty peel video! It was already recording when I went

[F50] Screwed up earlier and posted a non nude. Can you forgive me?

This is really screwing with me.

I love it when my sister gets in trouble... my parents punish her by switching our

A friend told me not to be so self conscious about how skinny I am so screw it this

Cuck rolled a permanent 0 which means this post isn't coming down (at least by me)

[M37, 330, 6’4”] Posted before but then felt silly and deleted. Screw it though,

"And then I want you to grab Mommy's hips like this and screw the holy heck

Howdy neighbor. Could you come over and help me screw in a light bulb? Fuck it. Let’s

Alright, stop screwing around and give me my damn SILVER!

Screw school. I want to do witchcraft instead. Are you brave enough to join me ?

???4'10''94lbs | SOOOO yeah... Ummm, so... Uhhh.. Screw it! So you wanna titty fuck

"I'm telling you it's me! Just let me in, please! It's my apartment too!"

22M screw my girlfriend I want a man. Attention needy / daddy issues having boy.

The instructions weren’t very clear, can you show me how to screw? [f]

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