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She Said That

THAT'S what SHE said! [NSFW]

I was in bed with my girlfriend.
She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn

A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put

my (f)iance doesn't think she has a nice ass, tell her that she is wrong and she

Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she said. [f]

I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got

Told the lady I need to re-up on that Purp...she said why? I said, too many blue

I told my friend that she and her kittens are a colony of symbiotic upvote-producing

Her favorite is Bj and deep throat, she said. My favorite is to whip her ass and

that's what she said

After I told my wife that she is reddit famous, she said she wanted to tease you

Her favorite is Bj and deep throat, she said. My favorite is to whip her ass and

[F]or those that wanted to see more of my gf. She said if I get 500 upvotes she'll

That's what she said!

When she saw this picture later all she said was "That doesn't even look human."

[Request] Did anybody get the photos that /u/Idahohohoho submitted earlier today?

When mom said that she wanted to go couch shopping I thought it'd be so boring that

That's what she said.

When I asked her why she was wearing that, she said "Because America is the

My girlfriend laughed and said "you sure you wanna show that little thing off?"

[MF4M] Fat wimp looking for a real man for his sporty gf - Fat wimp be looking a

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?"

Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she said.. [F22]

Show me how you do that trick...the one that makes me scream, she said [f]

Your bully said that he would stop beating you if your Mom could win a race before

Asked her to ride me she said she didn’t want to do any work, she just wants to

So as a surprise I got her an electro toy. That won’t do anything she said. After

(M) she even said then. I have nasty stuff on there what str8 man wouldnt wanna see

When her boyfriend said that she should visit his friend, this wasn't what she expected,

We are all smiling because she's amazed at how big his cock is. For about 6 months

She Always said that grayscale made her look more hot... i can only agree!

I had fight with my wife when she told our black neighbour is sexy. i told her that

(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to

She said "fuck!" That ballgag is going right back in her mouth.

My gorgeous and sexy goddess/wife showing me once again how she feels about my locked

My fiance's sister had a little bit of a secret; she had a huge crush on her sister.

"Stop looking at me like that! I told you, your wife stole my body! She said

(m) had all 3, went to jail for beating dude ass. I had only the re-up money she

At first, your mom said that she'd suck my cock if I stopped bullying you. But now

[SPOILER] Last week’s episode, Charlie said that her true appearance would melt

"oh shit thus cant be happening" i walked into the bathroom stressing out,

My bully sent me a picture of my older sister deepthroating his dick. He said that

I can’t believe mom is letting me do this! We swapped bodies so that she could

Your best friend warned you about that Syrian refugee. She said they call him "the

I'm really worried. I stole this body, but the former owner said that if I wanted

“The sex,” he said. “I just wanted to make sure that we were okay. That things

As some putz threw cash and predictably told her to "Shake it, baby!",

Found her sending pictures like this to her guy friend, who I'm pretty sure is an

My neighbor had been giving me strange looks for a while. What's more is that she's

I misbehaved when Mother had visitors so she punished me by making me kneel in the

Black bitch needs a little help on her cleaning skills but that ass is fat as fuck!

18yr old black teen beats the shit out of a full grown white man after he said "Thats

New female member joining the gang! She said she's most interested in white boys

I would have said that she ages like a fine wine,but that phrase does Krissy no good...

My Mother-in-law caught me crossdressed one day and she immediately announced that

My Grandma wanted my Mom to send her a new photo of me. But when Grandma got the

"Impressive~" Is all she said as the rest of the thick load dripped down

My GF is taking me to meet her friends down at a local cafe, she said shes told them

"ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." she said. "woah your the one that keeps knocking

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