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Shit I Say

My friend drunk-texted me saying "Japanese animated porns da shit!!" Thought

the middle part says "TRIPPY SHIT"

I am the GREATEST MOD of ALL time! My neckbeard say to you "EAT SHIT!!!"

Who says college kids don't give a shit?

First Cosplay to ever make me say 'holy shit' IRL *NSFW*

I say fuckit! so I lost a lot of weight the last 2 years, unfit and sit too much

[Haven't Been On In A While] [People Got Shit To Do] [Ok I Forgot About Updating

Found this in The Walking Dead. Slight [NSFW] If you cannot see this it says Shit

MRW when my kid says he's done his chores and I know he's full of shit

HOLY SHIT NEW MEME THAT SAYS THE WORD NIGGER [SUPER NSFW] [DONT TELL MY MUM (srsly)]

Best powder I've had since chicago. Who says you can't get good shit on the west

Gazorpazorpfield says that if you press the button, you are a stupid, idiot, button

~ 7 hours after Halo 4 released I followed proper procedure for a game with sprint

There's a saying in Savannah, "Don't get River faced on shit Street."

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAILS HAS A HUGE DICK THAT SHIT GOES UP TO HIS CHEST. Also Rouge

Talking about death on the blog today. So needless to say, I am happy to have the

My friend let his daughter pick out my birthday gift. She got me a necklace that

Oh shit...I almost forgot the reason I came to check in...such a stoner :/ I have

I disagree with those that say The Donald is pullin' shit out of his ass!

Black lives matter ain't saying shit about tasul.

If you ever wanted to say abusive dirty shit to a sissy, PM me

You say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome.

You say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome

24HR ban for saying "shit"

Please laugh, my slut thinks he's hot shit. I'd say tacky but whatever.

They say when you plow your fields with McDonalds shits, your Blumpkin patch blooms

I get banned from a sub for saying CNN is biased, call the mod a pussy, get muted,

You could say my Snapchat has gotten pretty popular ? Make sure to add me for daily

I made a blonde shit! (needless to say I'm really proud of it)

Dita Von Teese says, "Get over here and lick me where I shit!" What do

It's so hot to read men saying they admire Steve Irwin yet admitting they'd fuck

Messing around with my friend, when he said this. It always pisses me off when he

Im honor of by buddy who fucked a girl I used to hook up with and she had the fucking

Is this what they mean when they say "talk shit, get hit"?

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

what i have to say to all the people talking shit about my body

[F] Anyone into some weird witchy shit? You know what they say about crazy girls

I'd Sooner Someone Say My Posts are Just Shit RatherThan My Posts Are Bum ! ???

First time I've dunked on someone wanting free shit. Way more fun than I thought

34 [m4m] I'd love to show more of my wife to alphas and bulls. make her your background

I catch her doing shit like this all the time. She says “it’s for work”. Sure

Not normally into my ass but fuck I can't say shit with these on.

Pigeon Army says fuck politics give us bread or we shit on you

LF Color Source: "That shit is nonsense! I'm doing it with a sexy and hot girl

This shit is gross...but my mother says there will be no alcohol abuse in this house

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