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I don't have a 3DS so I didn't get a Ocarina of Time, but I did get a Fairy Ocarina...

So didn't do so well in /r/pics, thought it might be more your guys cup of tea. How

Jesus died for our sins. That's why I try to sin every day, so He didn't die in vain.

I keep having to take breaks to deal with this. I wish I had someone else here so

She doesn't know English so she didn't understand why everyone was laughing at her.[nsfw]

I couldn't take her attention from big bang theory so she didn't notice my mischievous

kinda shy so i didn't show my face

I stepped my lines down so I didn't scare you

Halp guise??? Face is falling off kind of lol and like SO dry. didn't think to ask

Stayed home sick instead o[f] going to class today, so I didn't have to wear anything

Used a towel so I didn't make a mess

Found an old post and rotated it so it didn't look stupid

So sad. Need someone to cum make me (f)eel better. My account got deleted, and support

I wasn't sure i(f) this was hot or not so I didn't include it in my album.. what

My friend spilt her drink on me, so I didn't think anyone would notice. Oops.

posted this at 2:30 am, so it didn't get seen as much as it should have [AIC]

It rained, so I didn't get to do much on Halloween. Wanna be my candy?

Idk women or humor so I didn't post this to /r/funny...

Got distracted with what happened seconds later so I didn’t get a pic, but maybe

Oops I am so sorry, didn't see you

First time posting here! [self post] 2018 Body Gratitude Month 6 Day 2 - I come prepared

Mom absorbed my bully's punishment so I didn't have to

M/6'4"/165 lbs/36. I have always been super skinny, I have weighed the same

She behaved well so she didn't need the gag

I'm so flat didn't want to post but I figured I'd try.

She approved of the trim job so it didn't stay soft for long

Was fucking my girlfriend but we stopped and she fell asleep so I didn’t get to

You knew that indie pop artist Annie Clark had always been gay and dated women like

Had fun this weekend. I liked my smile in this so I didn't want to hide it. Only

back before wife made me trim so it didn't tickle her nose when pleasing me...

Had to stop posting so you didn’t take me for granted ? jk

My girl had to go. It was a nude beach so she didn’t have to work to hard.

This dress is a bit seethrough so I didn't take undearwear ;)

Okay so this didn’t go to plan.. oops! ?

My Parents were already gone to work each morning before I had left for school so

Okay so this didn’t go to plan... I got caught flashing in the woods. oops! ? [GIF]

Okay so this didn’t go to plan... I got caught flashing in the woods. oops! ? [GIF]

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