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Tfw

tfw you're adopted.
Tfw you don't cock
TFW you let the monster out after a long day
tfw you have a hangover but you're still lookin' hella
TFW the producer gets more lines than you
TFW you're famous
TFW your kids throw away thousands of years of heritage
TFW you want to launch a gaming channel but there is too much competition on YouTube
tfw you're about to go swimming but you have a huge hard on [tsundere inran shoujo
TFW you will die alone knowing that you will never be loved or desired by anyone
tfw you (f)orget the lawn guys are coming over today and you trap yourself on the
TFW you have to slot a LOT of floppies at close range
Tfw when Astolfo will never sit on your face
Tfw You’re a rare top transgirl.
TFW no goth gf [F] - boxerpup
Tfw it's not coming home
tfw you will never lick a cute girl's giant horsecock (poduu)
tfw Rape culture
TFW all the men are failing no nut november but you can cum with your butt so you
TFW you're a socially inept slut
tfw you shave your pubes and your dick looks ten times bigger
tfw it's valentine's day and you don't have a date but you just figured out how to
Tfw someone asks you what the difference between BDSM and abuse is
Tfw I discovered uterus transplants are a thing and can't stop fantasising about
Tfw dreaming about a more realistic looking dildo
Tfw thinking about sucking dick AND cock
Tfw it's your 21st birthday and you don't have anyone so you have to just use toys
tfw you just want do be dominated by a soft dom gf but it's an unrealistic expectation
TFW I realized I made Team Oppai trying to make 10 teams for my last ditch shot at
TFW you give yourself a facial
Tfw you realize the top of your head is an erogenous zone and it makes you feel like
TFW you're really nothing more than just a couple of holes
tfw you get a girlfriend, but she's interested in piv sex and you've lost like half
Tfw you have an edible and then you're surprised with last minute plans
TFW the first time he goes all the way down
Tfw no yummy femboy bf
TFW when she calls in sick and you come home early to check on her
TFW your Tinder date surprises you the next morning
TFW you know you're next
TFW you get to fuck the bride *and* her bridesmaids
Tfw you have a fresh pedicure :3
Tfw you want to be topped by literally anyone more masc than you
TFW you manage to hit all the buttons simultaneously.
tfw you hair looks tasty (zillion_969)
TFW she has professional photos taken wearing the cock she fucks you with
TFW she leg locks you while you're going down
TFW she sends you a dick pic and wants to know if you think it's too big
TFW you've had a long day and just need some stress relief
TFW you come out from your shower and she shows you the surprise she has waiting
TFW I took the StoreErotica survey they emailed 3 months ago because I was bored
TFW you've been partying all night and then someone points out the sun is coming
Tfw you're trying to go one day without wearing panties and your friend puts this
Tfw your boobs are bigger than your waist
Tfw there's no such doctor as Saphee
tfw your nipple has a mind of its own ?[OC]
Tfw when she says she wants to do Locktober
TFW killing the monster's from the other dimension can't pay rent [ Glory_to_God
TFW no big tiddy Bogey mommy to cuddle you...
TFW You Don't Have a Big Boob Muscular Futa GF to Put You in a Headlock
tfw she even tries to bribe, or wager, you, but you would not take it