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The Puns

hello, my lovelies.  I have missed you and I return baring gifts {f}or you. (two
Rule 34: Destroying your innocence. And then rubbing a pun related punchline in the
 Nico Pun Nise Purmu no Nikki The Diary of Purimu
I can't think of any pun for this one, but here's a Covenant Elite from Halo getting
I'[m] becoming less shy the longer I'm here... pun intended.
gw hates penises. this makes me sad. maybe mine makes the cut? (pun highly intended!)
I know I'm extremely late for both the pony puns and pop music references, but may
Cliché Thanksgiving day pun for the banner (;
Drew my OC. Wanna know what everypine thinks. okay now that was just a bad pun. also
Saxy! Whatever. I [f]ail at puns. (And at posting correctly the first time.)
Sometimes you have to throw the Holocaust and rape jokes aside and go with a good
Painting is the new cutting. [TW: self-harm, visual puns. NSFW]
I received some cute orange puns and pm's from the teaser post...good job guys ;)
This was posted on the local news site. Cross country is a BIG deal in my town..pun
I missed the opportunity for Halloween puns, but here's a pic anyway.
Our (f)irst time doing anal...it won't be the last. Cream pie pic coming. Pun intended.
NSFW My favorite musical pun from The Lumberjacker
Morning, wood you like to...? (Yeah, I come with all the bad puns you can handle)
Just a tease of things to come...I'll spare you by not making the obvious pun.
Don't get on the naughty list... Also, Angela is not a fan of puns. 1602: Witchhunter
Bored at wal mart waiting {f}or an oil change. Bring on the sexual puns.
Disclaimer: This is technically a text message and a guy from bumble but you get
Having friends who indulge your fetish are the best. Plus she has gorgeous feet to
(F)inally back and showing (pun). Anyone have a fetish for pregnant women? If not
Strutting in the bathroom (no pun intended). Any thoughts?
How many variations on the old "I'll get you dirty again after you get clean"
Ban the lettuce pun heathen.
It was kinda hard to take him out. No pun intended :D I had a bad knee injury and
Haven't posted (f)or a long time, thought I'd test the waters. Pun intended.
Lot of puns in play here. I’m recovering from a head cold that knocked me on my
its blurry but you get the picture - pun intended (f18)
Ex. from 04: Bush lovers can make the bush puns too!
Ex. from 04: a great bod with a twist on the Bush pun
Thought I'd test the waters- dip my toes in, if you will! I put my heart and sole
I tried not to make the title a pun but it's too hard
Tis the season - got any halloween/fall puns or innuendos for me? ??
Pretty fancy and a bit over the top (pun intended) wouldn't you say? A diamond encrusted
They both got what they wanted in the end. [implied] [girlfriend] [anal] [pun intended]
A pair of boo-bies for Halloween (not really sorry for the stupid pun)
Sorry for the flash. No pun intended
Even the barnyard bunnies need a little tape to keep fenced in sometimes ... or uh..
So Righteous dragged DesmondisAmazing to the CWC hellhole... (no pun intended)
Since we're on a roll with puns... Guess I have more booty than a pirate ⚓ [F]
This pun may be cheesy / My jokes are all corny / But the way that you tease me /
Oh yea, def a Doom dong coming for the Eternal release. Pun intended?
Feeling cocky (pun intended) revealing the face
Feeling rather cocky (pun intended) revealing the face..show sum luv?
Morning, is a pun about The Dark Knight Rises too cheesy?!
[50/50] Man gets shot in the head after making a terrible pun | Man jumps across
Come watch me take it off! loads of content (pun intended) for your viewing pleasure
I won't take up ?mushroom? in your wallet for the next month all access to my videos
[pty] [pic] [vid] [oth] Am I your new favorite naughty naked Nintendo Nerd??? &
About that Gumroad set, it's a pun about Chiaki the ultimate gamer girl and Belle's
Rhydon my dick... again. Okay, I couldn't resist, but I'm promise I'm done with the
{F-35} Miss "Thicky thicky thick" says don't pressure her for dates, phone
Sorry for the bad pun earlier
I made a pun about the wind...
[F] I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
In the middle of a hard workout (god help meMthe puns are just too low-hanging a
ekkkk... I try to play like I am the most confident person... I'm not.. but ya'll