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The Things I Say

It's debatable, but I say Rosalina is one of the best things to come from the Mario

I've never understood how people managed to see a face when they look at the moon

If Earth is part of the the MLP universe, then I guess the only thing left to say

My wife says she is tired of me playing with my little thing in the middle of the

So I saw a drenei in the dwarf starting area....Things escalated quickly to say the

I don't even know what to say. Met this girl on Ok Cupid. I have 37 text screencaps

I'd like to use this subreddit as well for expressing my honest opinion and concept

[NSFW] Grandma passed recently, found this in an envelope set aside in her things.

Are these new? They kept saying things about the Minikong and the Big ape

Here are the big things I noticed lbgw seems to like about me, minus the stache.

Don't underestimate women; they contribute important services to Men too. How dare

Met up with another redditor, things got interesting to say the least ;)

[Potential 10DoWoK "Day 1" SPOILER] My Wife Says The Upper Pairing Is An

Last night the new FWB and I were testing out the waters with BDSM. MRW he literally

"It is per[f]ectly monstrous ... the way people go about nowadays saying things

Me and yo' daughter, got's this thing going on. You say it's puppy love, we say it's

They always say to seize the day, first thing in the morning?

Working nights has it's advantages. Sleeping the next day gets you out of Sunday

(F) Whoever says a thong and leggings aren't the most comfy thing ever is lying.

She thanks you all for all the positive attention and all the filthy things you all

Her Co-Worker sent me this before pumping her full of cum. She's eager to know what

My boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago. Just started talking to a guy on the

"He said the same thing he'd been saying for hours..."

Snowed in and home alone, so the obvious thing to do is to do everything naked today.

What would you say is the biggest thing that is standing in the way of you (f)inding

(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work

(M) don't take it the wrong way. Im very over protective over my fiance and she the

Debate with the girls pre Uber. Every guy we've ever heard taking about they're dick

They say the ring is the last thing you see before you die.

Baby, my nips are so cold, I say as I climb into the warmth of your lap and arms.

35M/6'/155 Probably in the best shape of my life right now. Hoping I'm able say the

They say getting up is only the 2nd hardest thing in the morning

Guess what I'll do with that later. To give you an idea, let's just say I can deepthroat

Close your eyes, say my name three times, and when you open your eyes this will be

Breaking the chain of extreme close up dick pics that say things like “who wants

They say the most beautiful thing a woman can wear is confidence. And simple little

This video is for the man who sent me a picture of his thing and told me to say that

I know we hate filters, but I get why ppl say I was born in the wrong time. Think

Just say the word and she can hilt the whole thing

Anyone else ever notice that, because of the word order, "God only knows what

My friend texted me that she was on a coffee date and the guy was acting like a creep.

Let's say the most extreme degrading filthy thing about the girls we send. More extreme

Admitted my cuckold fantasy to my GF, she was surprisingly into it, any other tips

Yes, my son took this photo. Wasn't in the mood/too tired to do anything today, so

Real mom posting here again. Moved houses with my son and you can say that things

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part

I used the DeepSukebe website to nudify katelyn. I can honestly say that's the closest

Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the

Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the

I would like a guy to treat me like a sweetheart little girl... Encourage me to be

I feel this in my soul My heart says the same thing most the time .

Kristen Stewart knows that a toy can't compare to the real thing, so she made a deal

Hubby says one of the hottest things is pulling panties to the side. You agree?

Whoever says the most wild sexy and raunchy things to me in the comments will get

I'd like to introduce my Android game called LEWD MOD (not posted to this thread

Everynight I say the same thing, and everynight you come the same way <3

Happy Sunday everyone, I took some artsy sunset photos & I thought you guys

When you got to your place, the least thing you were expecting was finding a hot

Madi Watson from Cleveland Ohio says your messages to her aren't brutal enough. 15

They say a smile is the prettiest thing a girl can wear - I think it's a smile and

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