zNSFW

What He Said

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to
randumb HD nug. Cant remember what the hell he said it was...
I'm working late and texted my bf "what are you doing?" he said "bought
Got bored in class and asked my friend what I should draw, he said draw something
So I asked my friend what scene I should make in G-Mod. He said "Gay Wookie
He asked (f)or a picture on my knees, he never said from what angle..
Sent My Friend This Good Morning Text. He Said I Make A Good Cum Target. What Do
Putting together an outfit for a date with an old friend I haven't seen in 2 1/2
My dealer gave this to me. What is it and how the hell do I use it? He said it was
My friend texted me if I wanted an icecream. Thats what he sent me as I said yes
You couldn't imagine what your boss meant when he said you would pay for staring
He told me to behave butt I said no and look what happened (f)
He told me to behave, I said no and look what happened (f) ouch!!
A wise Redditor once said, "How can you not be fruity for that booty?"
Guy said I had a nice asd, wonder what he'd think of these...
What would my foreman have said if he knew I was wild at work?
[S2E7] What did Velcoro mean when he said that?
My boyfriend o(f) 7 months told me about Reddit. He said i had a perfect ass for
He just said meh about this, what do you think (F)
Shared this pic with a friend, he said it belongs here. What do you think?
I looked over at my boyfriend and was like "what are you doing??" He said
12 years ago my father died, I never met him. My mother told me he was a great man
Started [f]eeling frisky in the bathroom, so I snapped this pic for Daddy and he
Bf said I couldn't experiment... What he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?? (F)
I was talking to this guy and he said girl assholes were disgusting, which surprised
Using a book about bdsm to justify what trump said is deplorable. He is a scumbag.
MFW he said: "What door?"
Bull said to have her waiting for him outside. This is what he pulled up to.
I told my BF about you...He said need to suck him...what we gonna do?
I love this one of my Husband, he said I could share it if I wanted. What do you
What my father thought Trump said. (He's hard of hearing and a Democrat)
Sir was mad at me (F)or posting earlier so he said that i should post this now...
I’m house sitting for my mother-in-law and my husband’s dog is enjoying her couch
[Self] Is this what Hiro meant when he said "I'm going deeper and deeper in"
He made me post this, what should I tell him you said?
What do you think about my new thong bikini??? Poor b[f] said he will be jealous
She said she was just going to grab drinks with friend but this is what he texted
So my bf said that I shouldn't show anyone my tits, does this look like what he means?
A Dominant Daddy told me what he wanted me to do, and then said I could post this,
I sold a vise on Ebay for $1000 so I could buy my dad a birthday present. Paypal
What my work friend's wife sent me the evening before we all met for dinner. Clearly
Had phimosis and had to get circumcised 3 years ago. The doctor said he did the best
My landlord gave me a present, cos he said I was so good. I wonder what Daddy would
[Selling][Canada] I sent this pic to my fwb and all he said was “nice”. What
[Selling][Canada] Sent this pic to my fwb and all he said was “nice”. What would
I wanted my husband to confirm what I thought he had said. It didn't suprise me.
“Falling in love is partial love, an artifact. —he said.— What I feel is an
Coach said use mirror when working out? Dunno if this is what he meant.
not sure this was what my doctor meant when he said i needed more veggies...
“Falling in love is partial love, an artifact. —he said.— What I feel is an
My last bf said I was “too chubby” for lingerie ☹️ maybe you’ll appreciate
My ex said I was “too chubby” to look sexy in lingerie☹️ maybe you’ll appreciate
My ex said I was “too chubby” for lingerie ☹️ maybe you’ll appreciate what
When my boyfriend said that body painting was one of his hobbies I didnt know this
When my boyfriend said that body painting was one of his hobbies I didnt know this
When Master had asked what they should do next for fun, she'd said, "I'm stumped,
“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need
Didnt know what I was getting into when he said "no free rides" [f]
LF Color Source: 1boy, 1girl, blond hair, edited, meme, im stuff meme, "Is that
Didnt know what I was getting into when he said "no free rides" [f]