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Sad, but funny (NSFW I suppose...EDIT: okay, maybe its not said to some so I shouldn't
She said that her buttons were loose, but I still think she was flirting with me.
My parents said cartoons today aren't as good as the ones that they grew up with.
Asked a girl out on a date she said no but at least I have you reddit. thats the
I made christmas present for my boyfriend, he said that he would put anything I paint
Today a client asked me out. He said "hey will you go on a date with me...only
Someone said this photo of me was "sexy yet sassy." I don't know about
To the guy who said he can't think of anything that doesn't look great with googly
She said that I could fuck her with or without her panties on anytime I wanted
Meet Batman, the small stuffie that I always carry with me! u/Littleunicorny I said
"Would you like some mustard on that hot dog lady?" he said with a smile.
When you give people the thumbs up to imply that you agree with something they have
GF said she's just that good with a phone timer, should I believe her?
Asked her to ride me she said she didn’t want to do any work, she just wants to
Been with same girl for 7 yrs. She's always said its big but I was only her 4th.
M/27/5'9"/175 it's been about a year since my ex-wife left me for "real
Scarlett said she was going to tie me up, then bring someone in to toy with my body,
My daddy[f] said it'd be okay i[f] I posted as long as I share dms with her...is
your buddy Matt said he was going to hook up your girlfriend with some supplements
My Wife was so pleased with this picture that she said I could share it
I got a spider bite that turned red and puffy with a blister in the middle (Doctor
[F] Master said that best cum tributes will be rewared with a order of your choice
When I saw that in my head popped a conversation with my male friend. He didn't tell
Someone said that they needed to assess the asset with panties off.
This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.
This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.
This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.
Someone said I needed to post a full body nude with my entire face included or I'd
"Stop looking at me like that! I told you, your wife stole my body! She said
If You Said I Was A Cock sucking Slut That Loved Anal...I Would Have To Agree With
My mom has always been a bit of an occult fanatic. "Hi son," you said with
My mom, sister and girlfriend took a girls weekend beach trip. They ended running
I bet your wondering how I ended up here. Last week I was a dude. My gf came out
When Amanda got home from work, her husband greeted her merrily. “Hey gorgeous,”
My little brother begged me to go to his parent-teacher conference with him. There
We’ve always said: “Second parts are always better and wetter.” And this new
I was the wimpiest boy in school so the alpha males humiliated me by making a computer
“My girlfriend locked me up and made me fuck myself with her dildo. She said to
"I told you that this makeup would make you as beautiful as in your youth,"
I was stroking, and was just about to cum when there was a flash, and I appeared
I confessed to my stepmommy Amy Adams I can't stop thinking about her butt. She smiled
We had very advanced VR, and rather than throwing a party in real life, we did it
He said I need to find a playmate that he can watch me with someone else. Do you
When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that
Mommy Alison's reaction when I told her I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her after
After Dad lost his job, Stepmom put me to work as a feminized model to pay the bills.
Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It
Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It
?4 montsh aog someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red
It is said that playing with boobs help reduce stress and increases dopamine, so
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
The male boss said I was the worst employee in the law firm. I was being demoted
When the doctors told me that my son was dying I said I'd to anything to save him.
After I sent this to hubby he said I should share it with all of you as well! Yes

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