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You're Drunk

you're lucking I'm (f)ucking drunk!
X-post from wtf, thought we'd see it a little differently. You're in a straight jacket,
You have some kinship with her. You're a bit drunk. What do?
When you're so drunk you make out with a dude and don't even drop your cig
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not
I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
Well, I'm drunk again. Ill post more in the comments (Whatever you want) for as long
Drunk Aussie. Second Cake Day. Help me r/ladybonersGW, you're my only hope.
I'm drunk and horny enough to make a livestream. Maybe, if you're lucky, I'll let
Black Tulip by New Holland (showerbeers are even better when you're a bit drunk)
It's (f)riday night and I'm drunk at home alone. I want to see what you're doing
It's (f)riday night and I'm drunk at home all alone. Will you show me what you're
When you're this drunk sex is difficult.
Drunk and dt[f] if you're in Cali get at me on kik@marshmallowthighs
you will miss the best things if you're to drunk
Like you're stoned and drunk at the same time...
Everyone at the bar got to see this last night, (f)yi dont get drunk and dance in
You think I'm drunk now, but I am not/You're so pretty, come roll with me [F]
You're At A Party With These 5 Women,All Of Them Are Drunk,But You Can Only Pick
TFW you get drunk and you're dared to post your ass on reddit by your roomate. [F]
When you're [t]oo drunk at the club to remember you have a secret ;)
✨Hey you, have a smashing Monday! Apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! Audit
When you cum hard but you're also drunk and dehydrated af at 3am
If you still call me at night I'd probably still give you rides cause I'm pretty
You're an uber driver and this slut gets into your car drunk at 3am, what do you
You're A Taxi Driver and Karen Gillan hops in drunk and horny, how do you bang her?
Drunk, Horny, and Looking to Show Off My Big Round Butt! Send me a pic if you're
Drunk and Horny and Depressed? You're welcome
22mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
m23us. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
23mus. High and drunk. Jerking off in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're
You're walking along a river and there's no one else around, you come to a clearing
23mus. High and drunk.Edging in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're jerking
23mus. High and drunk. Edging in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're jerking
23mus. High and drunk.Edging in bed. Show me how hard you are, or what you're jerking
You’re supposed to be drunk your entire birthday weekend, right? Toro Belgian Quad
If you see double, you're probably drunk ?
"Sweetie, are you trying to get me drunk?" Mommy Christina asked me. "If
You’re the type of guy to go to a beach party only to end up drunk, on your knees
When you strip down because you're too drunk and hot to play ?? [OC]
Had to look up the bottom one. Something like “if you’re ugly I’ll pick you