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Do you think they always hang that low or did he just get out of the sauna?
Skitrel from /r/gamernews wanted me to just give him the /r/bf4 community's subreddit.
Cuckold's wife facial reaction is like 'Did he just put that in my ass ? '
I think it's strange that you think I'm [f]unny, 'cause he never did
Roommate, older guy, did not noticed that he hit a rabbit... We've noticed next morning...
Why did my piercer tell me that he couldn't put the piercing any closer to my glands?
My boyfriend ordered something from Vampire Squid Cards, they make Crabs Adjust Humidity,
You expect your calls to be recorded but never did I imagine this level of scrutiny.
A lovely redditor wrote to inform me that I probably 'shit skittles and unicorns'.
My friend did this last night to A NAKED GIRL THAT HE HAD SEXY SEX WITH NSFW
To all that "Source 3 will fix it" posts: I did Lord Gaben a "favor"
More VINTAGE: This is what Grandma's body used to look like kids. Her face and hair
[spoilers] In that last scene, did he?
A pretty picture I just finished for Daddy -- he didn't notice that I did the pattern
When you come home and see your Mom passed out and covered in cum you know that your
You watched your girl used and abused by a black man, and the only thing on your
"Why?" she asked herself, "why did I have to tell Master that he could
Pizza Boy: I left in a hurry to meet the delivery guy and I forgot to tip him ...
Not sure which thread to put this in, but that British guy in this bangbus was a
I told my hubby I wanted thick BBC tonight so he told me to set it up! That is exactly
(m) He ain't found a purpose for himself. On the 4 on the 4 niggas did you major
Realizing that he was the first, my wife's ex did the whole "dual camera"
When I told my dad I did porn he said I was made for it and I guess that kinda fits
"For my second wish, Genie, I wish to be the hottest student at Eastwood High!"
Husband's best friend did not know that I was aware he is fucking me as my eyes were
What did the elephant say the first time he saw a naked man? How are you supposed
My bully said he was going to rearrange some things in my life. Little did I know
My boyfriend recently did a reality swap with our pet dog Lucy. It's been pretty