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I just danced all night. Apparently I'[m] not good enough for the girls at a club.
Found this at Goodwill. Apparently it is "For Men Only". That's disappointing.
Level Amateur. Apparently Im not awful to look at, so here.
i was in a skype call and was takling about something and ws tired  and apparently
Got fitted at Dillard's today, used to wear a 36C and now I'm apparently a 32DDD.
Request - I'm rubbish at this apparently
My friend had a bit of a mischief at work, apparently installing windows is kind
Insomnia is apparently staying at my apartment this evening.
[photographer] Selfies at 2014 Motor City Comic Con! (NSFW apparently?)
Got dumped today, needed to cheer up. Apparently selfies at work do it!
A friend of mine was at Dunkin' Donuts today. Apparently, they were not a fan of
So apparently this was at UC Berkeley campus this morning. Mildly NSFW
The front desk girl at my gym is apparently a model
Woke up in a good mood apparently. PM's, tributes, and comments all wanted. Your
Managed to sneak away at work...also [f]inally have kik and skype! Apparently that's
These men have apparently sucked and screwed their way across the state and are now
So apparently someone mistook this bread bowl for a toilet at Panera Bread. Kind
So I apparently sent this to a female friend of mine at 4:30 A.M. and I have no recollection
Because teasing is what i'm good at apparently...
Mom, my sister and I had to share one bed at my uncle's cabin. I thought it would
I'm apparently not too skilled at texting dirty, so who'd like to try and teach?
Chilling at my fuck buddy's place, who apparently happens to be an aggressive imperialist
Got sent home from work today, apparently my skirt is innapropriate :( do you guys
Just discovered this Holly Hagan bitch....she's apparantly from some fucking stupid
[31]M 190lbs. Apparently ladybonersgw aren't into chubby guys. At least I have freckles!
I finally admitted to my fiancé how much I wish I had a big dick. She laughed at
Someone apparently had a party at a local bus stop. NSFW
(F) Apparently my bikini wasn't that popular at home, but I like it atleast
What do you do on Fridays? I apparently get my dick out at work.
I just won the lottery and got drunk at the bar to celebrate. I must have been bragging
This is bullshit! I paid 100k to swap bodies with Katy Perry for one day. I thought
So my bf is apparently mad at me for send some friends this pic of my sink? No clue
My best friend really wanted me to be a bridesmaid at her wedding. Luckily, her aunt
My grandma is young at heart, but she has to stay in during quarantine so she’s
My lockdown vibe is PJs and attempts at being sexy apparently
Received the most random text I've gotten in a long while today from a dude I dont
She looked at the devastation around her. Apparently it had been one of THOSE orgasms
Right before the refrain hit, Candice shot a wink over at what appeared to be the
You went to adopt a Neko girl for some company around your empty apartment, but the