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I Was Not

It should be noted that Osama bin Laden was not our only retaliation for 9/11 - this

So I googled Yoko cos play. This was not what I was expecting.

We had a meeting recently discussing images for our bar/nightclub's promotional flyer...

That was not the answer I was looking for.

I was NOT shocked when I saw this picture, I was sad!

Doing research on the holocaust for history,this was one of the search results, was

Hot or not? My husband told me that this photo session was not sexy...

Googled "not even once". Was not disappointed. NSFW

Googled "not even once". Was not disappointed. NSFW

Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become

My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what

"Googled Fleshlight, was not disappointed." [xpost /r/wtf] Not this sub's

This was not what I was looking for on YouTube

the lighting was per[f]ect but the background was not. allowed?

This was not what I thought it was... Possibly NSFW

Googled "Tarzan" and was not disappointed. Seriously. It gave me exactly

[NSFW] I was looking for a new mouse on Amazon and was not expecting this.

NSFW: Was searching for "beating cheeks" on google, was not disappoint?

So I decided to talk to a cute little bunny that was hopping around. Was not expecting

I was on google and searched "black hammer" I was not disappointed. [NSFW]

He was not impressed :/ are you ??(f)

Student in my class did his project on the Fappening, teacher was not pleased.

My wife gave me my birthday cake. I was not disappointed.

I was not sure what it was until I looked closer.

Searched Missionary Position. Was not disappointed.

Google searched "Assylum" at work to make sure I was spelling it correctly...

Slutted it up with a guy who I was referred to by a girlfriend of mine. I was not

My friend was browsing the personal section of Craigslist. Was not disappointed.

Decided to look up the actress who plays Lily in the AT&T commercials. Was

She acted like she was gonna go for it....but alas, it was not to be...

Girl found dead after she fought with another girl over a peace of meat that the

I was searching for a chocolate mold for Easter. Was not expecting this to pop up.

So I was browsing the 60 FPS category from a famous adult website (only for scientific

Definitely was not expecting this while doing some Street view at work.

I WAS NOT AT ALL TURNED ON BY THIS BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN BEING.

My "photographer" came in at the last minute for some very risky [f]un..it

So(m)one earlier asked why guys don't get more attention and the answer was not enough

Searched 'ATM' was not disappointed

I was NOT making out with the painter. I can't believe you would even say that.

I know it's not that big (it was not fully hard)..but will it satisfy any woman whatsoever.....

I asked my mom to buy me this poster when I was 9 years old in 1981. I was not a

Sophie Rundle (the actress from Peaky Blinders)...I was not expecting that

First they came for Stefan and I did not speak out because I was not a Viking. Then

I was not done wearing these (f)

It was not shocking news when she called me twenty years later.

This photo was not an accident and is really cute.

I was not logged in, even if I was this makes no sense.

(M) I don't need to Go to Church to get to know MY GOD. When I already physically

This was not easy to put on while sitting at a traffic light, but it was fun to do!

He was not ready for what I was wearing under my dress.

[M/S] The fact that she said 'condoms' and not 'condom' was not lost on her son.

Lol @ everyone throwing a goddamn tantrum now that she's lost a couple pounds. Back

LAPD shoots at a man in a wheelchair who was not protesting. Los Angeles, CA, June

He was meant to pull out, but ended up pushing his cum inside my pussy. ? (I was

Apparently I was not nude enough yesterday, I apologize. Please accept this as my

random fact: Immanuel Kant was one of the first people to theorize that the Milky

I was not expecting wholesome...

Extra horny was not a side effect I was expecting after receiving the 2nd vaccine

He was not prepared for the counterattack

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