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Kidding But G O D

I'm 18year old babysitter and bored. But would you let me take care o(f) your kids?
Super rich kids with nothin but [f]ake friends
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid" [F]
My tits are nothing special but a(f)ter two kids I think I've still got it going
I've never been the 'hot' girl; when I was a kid I was made fun of for collecting
I'm far from perfect, but after 3 kids and a total weight loss of 70lbs, I feel fucking
I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it
[50/50] Kid catches a fish with his own bare hands, but in a moment of shock, the
"All of our kids do bad, but at least they try to hide it from people. Your
The walls at my work are decorated mostly by the drawings of a kid with autism. Usually
So feminists are saying they don't like porn anymore. But, but... didn't wymyn enjoy
That's right, not 1... but 2 kids! Suck on that college girls (f)
A (f)riend of mine told me she thinks having 2 kids wrecked my body, which i agree
I'm white, but my kids won't be...
When a kid falls in your enclosure but you've been watching the news
You're at the beach w/your kid. Ya kid start getting in some aquatic distress but
30F, 170 lbs, 5'2", no kids. Anti depressants made me gain weight but I'm trying
37F, 2 kids. Pretty happy with my body, but there's always room for improvement.
My hair is a mess and kids are exhausting, but at the end of the the day (or beginning),
It's Tuesday so of course my tits are out! (Who am I kidding they are out every day
May be a bit big for some, but her body is perfectly built to fill a house up with
"Hi kids. I'm Kid Klown. And you know what? It looks like that mean old magician,
[F] I should be cleaning while kids nap... But I really just want to play.
(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work
(M) Bro on my kids I'm not lieing they knew shit about me that was weird as hell..on
(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC
(M).New here no size isn't everything. But on a more serious note I hate grape jelly
Four kids later, but he doesn't appreciate it(f)
42/5'10"/165lbs Mom trying to feel sexy but challenging after kids
[OC] I tied the rope super cozy & snug around my ankles...but the lights
Those with kids: are you open with them about sex stuff? Personally I don't see a
(M)29. Finna be 30 @ my age I can careless what anybody think about me. One thing
(M) been through alot with yall but you ask her never talked like dat might had said
Mature dad (widower) of grownup kids wants to find lover/love/sex again, but not
F26/5'3"/101lbs Sadly my last post was removed, but I saw that I can also post
After having kids my [37F] wife is conscious about her body, but I think she’s
This wouldve been easier if i had a better tape measure, but i really wasnt kidding
Mother, whose child contracted measles from children of anti-vaxx parents, decided
Not usually a weekend poster but hubby's away and kids are asleep... Mama has been
(m) Update these before and after. Sometimes I amaze me. I forgive the 2 but Simplexity
[selling] These victoria secret babies I've had for 2 years, but am ready to part
Stinking Springs, NM. December 24th 1880. A deputy aims a Colt revolver @ an outlaw's
I'm feeling blue ? Just kidding, I'm actually feeling hungry, but there's no hair
I 've had to buy kid's shoes my whole life but at least I get appreciation on here
Things have been extremely weird since the great shift. I was unaffected, but a 13
I'm confused: she wants to destroy the patriarchy but has a profile on the dating
Your wife was supposed to take the kids to school but when the neighbour said he
So exhausted but I'm not allowed to stop until all of my masculinity slips away.
When he discovered The App on his phone, this kid came to me to turn me into his
5 years after escaping Queesha felt empty. She'd gotten married, had kids, and even
I want to show my pussy but I'm shy... Naaah just kidding!