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So, my kid got a smurf in her Happy Meal and then ...

DOONESBURY, December 1st, 1984 -- What if one day my kid wakes up in a country run

Turns out it was just my kid.

Screw you NotBane, my kids are getting an extra 10 mins before bedtime because of

I was going to throw this old t-shirt away. Instead I'm going to put it in a box

A pair of crocs almost amputated my kid's toes on an escalator. She got lucky. Google

As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!

So my kid wanted to earn some extra cash...

I tell my kids that Santa will leave this in their stocking if they are naughty.

Watties is trying to get my kid drunk

MRW when my kid says he's done his chores and I know he's full of shit

Swallow my kids? ;)

NSFW: Why would this pop up on my kid's facebook feed when they don't have any mutual

Took My Kids To A Candy Store In The Mall, Something For Everyone..

[Request] My kid's track coach

I don't care if it has some horrible congenital disorder and claims to love me, I'm

Helmet saved my kid's life! LPT: if you can't afford helmet, at least make helmet

19[F] I want anal tonight..but my kids are home :(

Watching Olypmics on DirecTV with my kids and I press up on remote

Cutie at my kids trampoline park

I didn't know full nudity was allowed on Facebook. I don't need this as I'm scrolling

I read James Joyce to my kids every night

Can anyone tell me what this. Found in my kids room. Smells weird and has rizla on

I need a $100 gift card to get the rest of my kids school supplies. Whatever you

I snuck this while my kids were downstairs (f)

I snuck this while my kids were downstairs (f)

I have to be careful taking pics because my kids walk in without knocking (f)

It's difficult to have time to myself when my kids don't knock (f)

Bought this snow globe for my kid two years ago. Only noticed that it's nsfw today.

This was difficult to take as my kids don't knock (f)

Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them.

Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about

Also since ppl are asking, here is a picture of where my kids came from :) [f]

Avery Coconut ? Porter, the huckleberry I needed after thunderstorms and a tornado

[B/S/M] I love my kids

Running some errands after dropping my kid at school this morning. Happy Friday everyone

One day, I’ll tell my kids to go to college somewhere warm for this very reason

She took my kids to school with her

A playground I will no longer be taking my kids to. Everytime there is trash everywhere,

[40] some fun before I go get my kids from carpool

[NSFW] This sticker, on a truck, parked right outside my kid's elementary school.

Who Wants To Replace My Kids?

Come FANTASIZE with me about my kids babysitter and other sexy young cunts that deserve

*NSFW* Thanks I hate my kids anatomically correct toy

I don't have my kids this weekend [32]

Finally done with day 2 of work! The great shift swapped me with my kid's teacher

I dont play [yet] and had no clue what the game was until my kid painted this pumpkin.

Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the

Just took a ball slappin doggystyle pounding while my kids were upstairs. Is that

Made some firecrackers and added some milk duds to them to help get rid of my kids'

Getting creampied by my kids soccer coach ⚽️

Using my kid’s towel after a shower is always humorous (39).

39[M] Snuck a quick pic while my kids are in the other room [PMs welcome]

Anything for my kids.

Looks like my kid made that necklace

These got so big after having my kids 22f

I thought I would put on this cow costume while my kid is gone, what would you do

Sincerely yours my kids will know your name s,,na'p>textmoopy!

[F] Do you like my kid Goku hoodie?

Happy Friday! Thank God my kids aren't home right now ??? (Female 50)

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