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MRW I click a NSFW link and it leads to gore.
MRW my dad asks me if I need anything from the store.
MRW my phone freezes and I have to hold down the power button for 10 seconds to turn
MRW a porn site's thumbnail is automatically bookmarked on the Chrome start page
MRW I go camping in the middle of summer and sleep in the tent past 7am
MRW my girlfriend wants to have sex and I'm too tired after work
MRW someone asks for a post to be tagged [NSFW]
MRW the lifeguard tells me to go to the bathroom before I get in the water
MRW people make fun of synchronized swimming
MRW my boyfriend hits the right spot.
MRW I'm Superwoman, but forgot my costume.
MRW I see my BFF logged in on Skype and am about to tell her all about some super
MRW When I found out Larry Flynt was making an XXX version of 'The Interview' to
MRW my family asks if I'm going to get married to my longterm boyfriend.
MRW my girlfriend picked up the Lord of the Rings books and said "Look they
MRW my girlfriend complains that I need to stop adjusting myself.
MRW I go through twenty flagged pictures as an OKCupid moderator and I didn't see
MRW clicking any link labeled NSFL
MRW I hear 50 cent declared bankruptcy
MRW I saw this picture
MRW I'm unveiling a new form of super-strong Viagra at a press conference, but it
MRW I tell my boyfriend, "Oh yeah, I can totally deepthroat." [NSFW]
MRW Normies Insult M'Waifu
MRW the guy at McDonald's keeps asking if I'm sure that I want the boys happy meal.
MRW I learn that the U.S. had a Secretary of State named Eagleburger
MRW the girl I'm dating says she's never had anyone enthusiastic about giving her
MRW I'm in a public place browsing Reddit, which of course has some NSFW content,
MRW when someone gives me 134499900 Indian Rupees
MRW a casual acquaintance says women should "get over" sexual harassment
MRW the bf wants to try something new in bed [NSFW]
MRW yet another friend confides that they like Trump.
MRW the most popular gifs on the subreddit have no effects and plain white text [GOT
MRW when we shoot another innocent black kid
MRW I interview for a "basically a sure thing" bartending job with 7+years
MRW I finish watching episode 9
MRW I'm Asian and I gotta convince the reCAPTCHA
MRW I put the pussy on the pedestal. (NSFW)
MRW my dream finally comes true, but I'm too old to get an erection
MRW all I want is to play in the park but someone drops an atom bomb. [NSFL]
MRW I'm watching The Kardashians
MRW I found this subreddit.
MRW i should have flipped on Hannah
MRW the Enemy drops Napalm on my position and I'm just about ready to shoot my M1A1
Mrw when the nfl, blm, antifa, and other god damn comnies doxx me and plan to attack
MRW people say gun control works.
MRW I go out of state to a gun show and get denied from purchasing.
MRW Pastor attempts to compliment me by suggesting I'm a dish at Taco Bell then grab
MRW When I see "Fire Marty" catching on on my Facebook feed
MRW Losers try to invade this community and harm my precious users.
MRW I bought some gender affirming gym clothes but there's one not-so-little problem
MRW my bud finishes in my mouth.
MRW someone complains that hentai is "too rapey"

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