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I've never been more uncomfortable in my life...

Yeah, it's a real shame. [NSFW ish]

These two should date each other (NSFW)

Not my OKC experience, but thought you might find this amusing

Too Bad She's Already Seeing Someone(NSFW)

The downsides of being an OKC flagmod. [NSFW]

Boy, that escalated quickly. [NSFW]

My "form letter" response when a new guy messages me and starts talking

All the matchmaking algorithm, all the match percentage, all the vital statistics,

... And he gives proof [NSFW]

Wait, what? (just a tad NSFW)

I knew from that moment she was a keeper.

These are NOT FUCKING giant SQUASH!

Well, that escalated quickly.

I think you're saying you wish I was taller. Could also be saying you wish I was

Does he really think this is a selling point?

I'm not sure what to think...(NSFW)

I.....I don't know what to say......

Someone's a bit too literal...

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Horrible Ginger Baby

Speechless (NSFW)

The Star Wars post inspired me to check out some flagged posts myself. This was the

I just... Don't even.... Part II

I just.... Don't even....

yes.... wait wait wait... no... wait wait wait...

Gentlemen, this is your competition, and it's not even Halloween yet... [NSFW]

HIDE YOUR ANIMALS!

So, what you're saying is...at some point, expect to end up in a body bag.

As an OKC flagmod, I come across some interesting things. This is the best so far.

That escalated quickly [nsfw]

I put up my first shirtless selfie, and my response rate has gone to 0%.

Putting time and effort into your opening message pays off.

I found these gems in my inbox today...

This lined up nicely... what you can't see is the giant grin on the guy's face. (NSFW)

Be sure to set the dryer to tumble.

Seeking Asian Female

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on the last point

Girlfriend finds out he's cheating and gets a hold of his okc

This guy is WAY off. In more ways than one.

[NSFW] That bow sure is doing it's job...

Welcome to the gun show (NSFW)

I think she is going about this the wrong way.

The Sophie's Choice response to inappropriate messages. NSFW.

I mean, I guess I feel that way about doing dishes too...

I guess I'm gonna miss out on the man of my dreams

Think I just found the one...

Undeterred by my initial disinterest, she decided to up her game.

It's to early for this...

This is new

The shit you find on Quickmatch...

I was not expecting that to be her favorite book....

First time holding hands with a match

This is why many of my girl-friends get turned off of online dating [NSFW]

Visual aid for the grandkids when we tell them how we met.

I do love those romantic novels....

Another online dating gem...

How do you feel about grandma

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