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A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put
Give us titties, they said...We'll give you imaginary Internet points, they said!
HEY FAGITS, SHE SAID USE LUBE. I SAID NO.
What he said. What I said.
"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Someone said I'm only sexy with my clothes off...I said CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Did I
Go to the gym they said, your favorite shirts will still fit they said
Post more they said! We'll send you more PMs they said!
She said Post next.. i said ok
He said, "Hold that pose!" I said, "What? Doesn't everyone do AM Yoga
Neighbor said he could hypnotize me to do anything he says. "Bullshit"
Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.
he said "get on the desk and touch your pussy" and I said "yes sir"
"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said..
Give up, they said. You'll never make a perfect loop, they said.
This girl I'm dating's feet. She said no one has ever said anything positive about
Just crop it, they said. Can't recognize a body, they said. (f)
Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said
He said to put on something bright that said "I'm not wearing this to look pretty,
"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.
Just wear your T shirt over your bra and panties, they said. Nobody will see anything,
He said there would be cookies so I said "Sure. Why not?" (F)
"The beauty of public facilities." Leaving a mess in the bathroom is gross,
Post a doggy shot they said. It would be [f]reakin' hot they said.
He said, she said!
So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?"
Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.
I said, What you like about me? He said, That your ass fat
Just wear your white T shirt to swim in the friends said, it won't be see through
"You get to be a model," they said, "work with animals," they
She said "the padding in your bra makes your boobs look too (f)ake"...I
[Eudetenis] "Work with Bandits" she said "Never underestimate the
Wife said her top was too see through for a night out, I said it was just perfect
"I wanted to go surfing and my mom said you're invited. My mom said so, not
[F24] And I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster
Do I look like a stupid little girl in these knickers? A man said I did. Then he
She knew you were real good with knots. [Friend] [Rope] [If you read the caption
My wife [52] just asked me how she looked. I said, "Stunning". She said,
The orthodontist said her teeth were perfect. At least she thinks he said teeth.
Take of[f] your top, you said. OK, I said.
This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He
I have to attend weekly ‘reconditioning’ classes at work. They said the guys
SHE SAID THE THING! GANGUT SAID IT.
Multitasking is easy, they said... Just stay focused, they said...
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
He said he needed to go. I said stay. ? [OC]
What if I said there weren't any rules? What if I said you could do ANYTHING you
Dude said he was thirty and the lady said "no you are fucking not".
NNN (Nightly Nut November) - Day 7 - She said on the 6th day God made man. On the
"Should've said something but I've said it enough by the way my words were faded
Get a vasectomy she said, it will be fine she said.
"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said.
Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45
She Made Him Cum Super Fast...best Throat In Porn, They Said. Well Said!!! ???
A long time member here said you guys like seeing thicc chonky boys between a pair
I said what I said
Your girlfriend said you could fuck me [Futasub] [Apology] [Anal] [Herm] [Don't get
Dad took this photo of me before I went out to dinner. He said "I need a pic".
Put on the cat ears they said. It'll look cute they said
He said it was too deep and asked me to stop... but he never said the safe word ?

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