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Tfw

tfw you're adopted.
TFW when a boy walks into the girls side of the bathhouse...
tfw you have a hangover but you're still lookin' hella
TFW your party avoids a total wipe
Tfw you drink tequila
TFW you stand tall for abortion rights, and you will never get laid.
TFW you wanna get into America but Trump is president
TFW you open the gas bill
TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.
TFW your plans of joining the US military are put on hold
TFW she feels the cum filling her up
tfw you start running out of room
'tfw you'll never rub your cock on Pharah's abs' (irispoplar)
TFW you have to slot a LOT of floppies at close range
TFW you put fudd opinions in a table and realize that fudds are just another type
Tfw when Astolfo will never sit on your face
TFW you’re considering porn as a job for money.
Tfw you are bathing your baby girl is she just look directly at you ◕‿◕
TFW you win your first Battle Royale
tfw you summon jester thomas to do all the work
TFW enemies are nearby
TFW you spill miller lite on your tits
Tfw your friend is hogging it
tfw Rape culture
TFW your partner(s) compliment you
TFW you don't have a Lamia gf making you supper when you get home. [jashin-chan dropkick]
tfw you finally find the perfect porn video/cam show/patreon/whatever, but its so
TFW your town is too small and to conservative for you to find a dom
Tfw I masturbate by rubbing my dick like it was a vagina and constantly fantasize
Tfw you're in the UK and you're too polite to ask anyone to give you headpats and
tfw You've been on titty-skittles for 5 years as well as trying all the diy remedies
tfw no boyfriend :(
tfw you're a sub boy who just needs to be held down and completely dominated and
TFW you're really nothing more than just a couple of holes
TFW MTF and my cis BF asks if i want to top him
TFW she makes you masturbate her cock instead of your own
Tfw you have an edible and then you're surprised with last minute plans
TFW your Tinder date surprises you the next morning
Tfw you have a fresh pedicure :3
TFW when you get your man to suck your girlcock that first time
TFW you realize that your small cock belongs in the cage & this is how sex
TFW she grabs your locked up cock as her bull is probing the depths of her holes
tfw you- yeah it's the centaur thing again
tfw a weird creature will never stick it's 2 foot tongue in to you and become your
TFW he finds that sweet spot
TFW your cumslut selfie could be used for a dental advertisement
TFW you've had a long day and just need some stress relief
TFW your GF doesn't even own a pair of panties
TFW she watches you about to get your first facial
tfw the transformation spell starts with your butt (F Salamander/Lizard Mid-TF) by
Tfw no Sexy Fox GF
TFW you recognize something you really shouldn't recognize
tfw your nipple has a mind of its own ?[OC]
tfw she even tries to bribe, or wager, you, but you would not take it