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First time! my gf left me for a black guy and said i was less than half his size.

Ladies, if you met a guy at a club/bar whatever and pretty quick into the conversation

/r/GoneWild and /r/TinyTits said that I would [F]eel welcomed here. What do you think?

My friend showed me this site and said I had a booty that would fit right in!

And The Lord said "bedazzle that shit".

When my new girlfriend said she was a gamer I didn't really believe her. Well shame

When I told her that pussyjobs were my favorite, she gasped and said, "me too!"

That's escalated quickly. I've said no on scruff, grindr, growlr, and now hornet.

She said that you could shower with her then, with a smile, she turned and looked

she said that all I had to do was stick my cock in her when ever i wanted and she

She said that she was only going to wear a shirt today and if I ever wanted sex to

[Spoiler](#s "MRW Felicity said that Laurel is a strong women and she's coming

And thats something to think about noone said life was fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the Lord said, "Bring me that ass" (houtengeki) [Original]

Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after

Princess just sent me this and said all the daddies at the playground were being

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so

Mom rubbed her ass all over my face to teach me not to tattle, she said that I got

That time my wife had her first BBC and sent me this. Also said she couldn’t believe

(M) 70 kg 18 my girlfriend just left me because she said that my dick was too small

Lining up a great ass that was sent to me (and said OK to post)

Who said that weed and alcohol prevented the hard cock? [M]

...and that's what she said

Kisses And Even More Kisses [Miss Bernard said.]

I bet your wondering how I ended up here. Last week I was a dude. My gf came out

That look in her eye said "Try whatever you like. When you cum is up to ME,

and she said to you that i'm like a brother to her [gif][cheating]

[22M] My mom accidently and embarrassingly caught me while taking this. She jokingly

[M22] Accidently and embarrassingly got caught by my mom while taking this. She jokingly

And [f]or the even fewer amount of redditors that will see this: y'all said this

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with.

"and now i only need to finish this girls schedule, change the records and head

and then she said im not ready for potty training, can you belive that? you know

My dad told me "if you keep dressing like this around me, I'm going to lose

40 % PROMO on OnlyFans (top 9 %)❗❗I LOVE giving ?Would you believe if I said

"Just one more and then I'll be off" (She said that 4 drinks ago)

and I believe everything that you said s.nap>drunkboal!

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