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Another Awesome Tiger Woods text message redone [NSFW]
The problem with linking directly to twitter [NSFW Text]
Burger King's new dollar menu (NSFW text)
Minesweeper. (Text NSFW)
Wheel of Death (text NSFW)
Shit was so aliens (nsfw text)
Indian National Congress' website hacked [NSFW text]
Dirtiest text I ever got... (NSFW if you use imagination)
when someone texts you saying they see you.
A really usefull review I  found on Amazon [NSFW Text]
My wife is bored at work, so I told her to draw something to pass the time.  A few
aww cute pic (NSFW Text)
White Man's Town...Black Man's Law [NSFW Text]
DO IT MOTHERF*^KER [maybe NSFW, text]
4chan Calls it Like it is.(Weirdly NSFW Text)
(NSFW) So I found this phone today. Along with multiple images of herself and whoreishly
Unfortunate comment timing (NSFW text)
So I received this text last night... [NSFW]
Well, can you? (Possibly NSFW text)
Fun with horny strangers [NSFW text]
After months on backorder, my Cards Against Humanity deck finally arrived. This was
Cleaning my room to take my mind off the break up. Noticed this. (NSFW text).
to do list [NSFW text]
I see your YouTube comments and bring you... Some YouPorn comments. (text possibly
A good 21st b-day gift (nsfw text)
Wife Just Texted Me This Response to "(NSFW) Men of reddit, what things do you
Reading through Visual Cognition text when suddenly...
Oh Mr Penguin! One too many booty texts on new phone... [NSFW]
Just browsing porn when suddenly.. (NSFW TEXT)
Got a random text from a random number, I feel I handled the situation nicely.
Whoever comes up with the 
titles...you're not even trying 
anymore (possibly nsfw
"Just talk dirty to me." [NSFW] Text
I found this in Reddit a long time ago, & sent it to a friend. Today he sent
The first pic on reddit that had me laughing till my sides ached (NSFW text)
Cougar Trolling ( NSFW text)
I like to browse my Spam inbox every so often. Do people really, *actually* fall
I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks, and she felt sore this morning. When
Received a text from a random number. Responded the only way I knew how.
TIL only Lincoln the film and TOP GEAR are on par with porn [TEXT NSFW]
My friend made an alteration to our text book...
Somebody accidentally texted me this morning. NSFW
Unamused Albatrosses [Fixed] (NSFW text)
Alright. Which one of you is giving upvotes in Bangkok? (Nsfw text)
I would pay more attention to the motivational posters at work if they were more
Woke up to this in a text today. Made my day.
My mom just received this text from a wrong number...
(NSFW text) CUNT Sammich
Are dudes into this? (NSFW text)
Well someone got their panties in a twist...(NSFW text)
Got a text from a friend "kim Kardashian aint got shit on this"
Employee is making solid Valentines day plans (text might be NSFW)
When typing "Lardass" in a blank text it will auto-correct to Kardashian
The most uncomfortable text I have ever received
Had my girlfriend reading me an article on my phone while I was driving, and my dad
The worst wrong text ever. Sent this to my mom! NSFW
The "I'm stuck in another meeting, start without me text" [NSFW]