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He's God

Wi(f)e sends me this at work. What's that in the lower left corner? Proof that there
I FOUND GOD AND HE TOLD ME WHY OH LORD WHY NIGGERS WEAR BAGGY JEANS
I{f} god had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter...
What does he do with a feather? Oh god no!
You know those pictures of Africa asking "Where is god?" Here he is. **NSFW**
[Gifted] (nbfpx) My god, he's right! We need to weaponize kindness!
And this is why Thor would beat Superman, he's ruthless. (Thor: God of Thunder 10)
if god didn't want us to enjoy ______ he wouldn't have given us _____ .... at least
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Obama bows to other countries and then sticks his chest out at
Oh my god. He's too cute. I can't breathe [Zeta-Haru]
Shaved chest, but thank god he left his pits and pubes alone!
Even God thought the Devil was beautiful until he (f)ell from Heaven.
So many other things I'd rather be doing than getting ready for work... ;) God, I
His previous post today was "It's not about how much you love God, it's about
The Gods must think he's crazy.
Oh my god. He doesn't even get to.
If God could read my mind he would create her
There Is A God....and he loves Tits
Man seriously cuts himself then claims he now posses godly wifi powers for that low
The shuttle driver just thought we were crazy kids on Spring Break. He must have
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you
Oh God, he's here!
'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it
Dear God... My boss "managed" the new internet cables himself he proudly
Rhys McNaughton God he was Soooo Hottttttt
commissioned my friend for a sketch page of my deer dog and DEER GOD HE IS THICC
Slave get on your knees now and give your god what he wants
[M/S] Oh my God, Mom! How did he not see our clothes scattered about?
The Baranaga 4 slavegirl was totally enthralled by her owner, for he was a Bush Master
Clapton actually might be God since he kills kids.
oh god he's so big
[F] Hubby left for work early and his friend was still here from the night before.
Dear god, he made it into a gif (Shenyan)
Went hiking for 60 kilometres with the wrong socks and with a he-man mindset completely
"Oh my God! He actually DID put that there!"
"Oh my god! That loser just came in his pants from staring at your butt. I can
We are God’s children and he left us all in a hot car to die
Wish I had something better than my fingers to use...god he gets me so wet (mf)
If God wanted us to be naked, why did He invent lingerie? [wholesome]
She's already on her knees, worshiping her new god as he gets ready to plow.
Oh My God Honey, He's so much bigger than you. (Infos in Comments)
Kinktober Day 12 - Pet Play ~~ God do I love it when he whines
Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy
Oh god he made Xr porn W H Y Inkling_Ghaul
"Thank God you're here! My sugar daddy handcuffed me but he had a heart attack
I thank God he made her holey. Happy Easter!
All Master had done was gag her and put a tailhook on her and she was already horny
These two renewed my faith in God. Only he can create something this perfect and